Ask ThatGuy Episode 2 (June 19, 2008)
[ThatGuy is reading a book and smoking a pipe, after a second he notices the camera]
ThatGuy: Oh, howdy! Didn’t hear you come in. Greetings and welcome to Ask That Guy with the Glasses.
[Piano music starts playing, title card appears]
Narrator: Who would you rather be president, the liquid terminator from T2, Gumby, or Papa Smurf?
ThatGuy: That’s a very good question. I would imagine the liquid terminator from T2. I say this because he is most likely the most intimidating of the bunch. If anyone has a problem with any of his policies, he kills them, which is all politicians wants to do anyway. I won’t vote for Papa Smurf because anyone who fathers an entire race of people is disgusting. And I won’t vote for Gumby because he’s an anti-Semite. Not too may people know that. He thought the invasion of Poland and the creation of the Third Reich was an appetizer. An appetizer of death! Yes!
Narrator: Who would win in a fight between a lion and 1,000 bees?
ThatGuy: In that kind of battle I believe everybody wins.
Narrator: I lost my remote control. Do you know where it is?
ThatGuy: Certainly. [He pulls a TV remote out] It’s right here! But it’s mine now.
Narrator: I have a problem, there's a stranger out to find me, and I'm pretty sure there's danger right behind me. What should I do?
ThatGuy: [laughs] What to do is just grab on to some technically advanced home security systems. That should keep you safe for awhile. Endearing!
Narrator: How many miles per gallon do you think Optimus Prime gets?
ThatGuy: The fact of the matter is Optimus Prime doesn’t use gasoline. He runs on the blood of non-Christians. It’s quite terrifying really. This is That Guy with the Glasses saying: There’s no such thing as a stupid question, until YOU ask it.
[ThatGuy goes back to reading books]
The End
Ask That Guy With the Glasses Transcripts | |
2008: | 1 · 1.5 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 4.3 · 4.6 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 · 25 · 26 · 27 · 28 · 29 · 30 |
2009: | 31 · 31.1 · 31.2 · 32 · 33 · 34 · 35 · 36 · 37 · 38 · 39 · 40 · 41 · 42 · Announcement · 43 · 44 · 45 · 46 |
2010: | 47 · 48 · 49 · Ask That Guy VIOLATES Ma-Ti · 50 · 51 · 52 · 53 · 54 · 55 · 56 · 57 |
2011: | 58 · 59 · 60 · 61 · 62 · 63 · 64 · 65 · 66 |
2012: | Live at Kami-Con · 67 · 68 · 69 |
2014: | Final Episode |
DVD Exclusives: | Best of TGWTG Vol. 1 - AskThatGuy Ep. 1 · Best of TGWTG Vol. 1 - AskThatGuy Ep. 2 · AskThatGuy: Kickassia Edition · Best of TGWTG Vol. 2 - AskThatGuy Episode · Best of TGWTG Vol. 4 - Continuation of Ep. 69 |