MarzGurl: A New Day (July 5, 2009)
[MarzGurl and Andycakes are watching one of her videos on a computer]
Video MarzGurl (voice only): And that’s why this movie sucks.
MarzGurl: So what did you think of the new video?
Andycakes: It sucks!
MarzGurl: What do you mean it sucks?
Andycakes: I mean sucks! You didn’t actually think it was good did you?
MarzGurl: Well maybe it wasn’t my best work but…
Andycakes: Not your best work? They’re all equally as deplorable.
MarzGurl: How can you say that? There’s lots of people out there who enjoy my work.
Andycakes: If by lots you mean five. I mean have you seen some of the comments about you out there on the internet?
Internet guy #1 (voiceover): Man, this girl can not act.
Internet guy #2 (voiceover): Can’t she do anything about that auto?
Internet guy #3 (voiceover): I’m gonna draw her with two butts!
MarzGurl: Oh…wow! Well, what am I suppose to do?
Andycakes: You could…take some acting lessons.
MarzGurl: Oh no, I’m not doing theater ever again!
Andycakes: You could buy better video equipment.
MarzGurl: How rich do you think I am?
Andycakes: Well, whatever you do you better do it fast. At this rate no one’s going to want to watch you. I bet you even get dropped from Channel Awesome at some point. It’s like you’ll have to do everything that isn’t you in order to make everybody like you.
MarzGurl: That’s it! You’re a genius. Thank you so much! I owe you one.
Andycakes: Um, sure. Good luck with whatever it is you’re doing.
[MarzGurl runs out to her car and drives to a store and picks some DVDs up. After buying stuff, she returns home and changes clothes and puts on a blonde wig. She shows Andycakes her new look but doesn’t face the camera while doing so]
MarzGurl: So, what do ya think?
Andycakes: It’s different.