Alf (10/21/09)

His name's Alf
He has a penis for a nose
(spoken: Yep, that's a penis, it's rather digusting)
He runs around
Bugging everyone he knows

He films chicks in the shower

He's a bit of a perv
(he can get arrested for that)
His penis is his nose
It's ribbed for her pleasure
He eats cats

I could make a joke, but I won't

(that's very decent of you)

He's very strange hen he wants to be and you don't

Why does he have a penis for a nose? (He has genitals warts, too)

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