Brad and Jerrid Enter a Funhouse (August 23, 2010)
[Opening titles are shown]
[Jerrid is playing a video game while Brad sits down next to him with a drink]
Brad: Whoa, whoa, asshole, it’s my turn!
Jerrid: It’s not your turn you went up to get a drink.
Brad: Yeah and I said to pause it whenever you’re done. I’m next.
Jerrid: You were in the kitchen for ten minutes.
Brad: I didn’t know if I wanted go with the throw back or the corn syrup shit.
Jerrid: Easy, the throw back it’s better for you.
Brad: Yeah, in that it will make the inevitably heart attack less painful.
Jerrid: So what did you settle on?
Brad: Water. With corn syrup.
Brad: Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me the fucking controller!
Jerrid: I’m not giving you the fucking controller.
Brad: I’ve been waiting all afternoon to play this, you know it calms me down.
Jerrid: Get a stress ball.
Brad: Stress balls don’t work on me. I shoved the last one you got me up a homeless guy’s ass.
Jerrid: Crazy Phil, downtown? The one who thinks aliens keep abducing him?
Brad: He’s use to thinking stuffs been shoved up his ass, so he hasn’t noticed.
Jerrid: Well, I’m still not giving you the controller.
Brad: Okay. Fine. Well there’s only one way to settle this.
[Jerrid throws the controller down. It cuts to a fair at night. Brad and Jerrid are in front of a funhouse]
Jerrid: Funhouse motherfucker!
[They both go in. After about a minutes or so Brad comes out first, than Jerrid. It cuts back to the room they were playing videogames in. Brad has the controller while Jerrid sits down]
Brad: I took your turn.
Jerrid: It doesn’t matter you won fair and square anyway.
[Brad gives Jerrid the controller]
[It cuts to what they’ve been playing: the NES version of Where’s Waldo?]