Captain Planet and the Planeteers #3

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May 11, 2009
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According to Captain Planet, the power is mine. And that's true – I have the power to fling this comic right at the wall.

Linkara: (glumly) Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn.

(Cut to footage of Captain Planet and the Planeteers)

Linkara (v/o): I hate this show. I hate attempts to educate me while I'm trying to enjoy my cartoons. I really hate people trying to tell me how I'm destroying the planet simply by existing and preaching about the environment on and on and on like an Al Gore speech, but less funny. Okay, difficult as it may be to believe, I'm sure there are people out there who have no idea what this is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Captain Planet, about a group of teenagers from across the world with magic rings that go around trying to stop polluting assholes, and they summon a superhero called Captain Planet to win the day.

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