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Diamanda Grace Jones Hagan

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Diamanda Hagan is the God-Emperess of Haganistan. Some say a villain, others a leader, others a god. The rest say a fucked up reviewer of random crap in her DVD collection. Fucked up crap? Oh yes, usually.

Hagan Reviews

Hagan Reviews is a movie review show where Diamanda Hagan reviews basically any movie she wants, usually from her dvd collection. The genres she has reviewed have a wide range, such as horror films, children films, religious films, superhero films, martial arts and action films, and even both soft-core and hard-core porn. The only thing the films have in common is that most are exploitation films and/or are fairly obscure.

Bonekickers Reviews

Bonekickers Reviews is a mini-series review show where Hagan reviews each episode of the short lived BBC series Bonekickers episode by episode.

Teddy Reviews

Teddy Reviews are six short little videos that take place between Hagan's Biggles and Schizophreniac reviews. At the end of Biggles, Hagan is killed and Teddy takes over Haganistan. Hagan, having already came back to life in her Intermedio review, comes back to life again at the end of Teddy Reviews Episode 6. These six videos are available to view in two ways, in their six individual episodes (which can be found on Hagan's wordpress and blip) or in one video, the Teddy Reviews Compendium, which is the version of the videos found on TGWTG.com under Hagan's "Other Stuff" section. Teddy Reviews Compendium is simply all six episodes of Teddy Reviews edited together. The reason Hagan did this was because she didn't want to release all six videos individually on TGWTG.com

The six episodes feature Teddy’s review of a different object, except episode 6 which is a “review” of an anime. The episodes are:

  • Episode 1: Something Shooty
  • Episode 2: Something Red
  • Episode 3: Something Scary
  • Episode 4: Something Cuddly
  • Episode 5: Something Minty
  • Episode 6: Something Naughty

Urban Gothic Reviews

Urban Gothic Reviews is a review series of the British anthology horror series Urban Gothic. It is very much in the same style as Hagan's Bonekickers Reviews, as it is Hagan reviewing an entire series episode by episode without ever appering on screen. Urban Gothic, unlike Bonekickers, had a longer run and actually had a seconnd series. The first series had 13 episodes and the 2nd had 9 episodes. Unlike Bonekickers, there are some episodes of this series Hagan actually likes, so some of the reviews are postivie (but most are not). Hagan is currently finished with all the Series 1 & 2 episode reviews. It is rumored a third series of Urban Gothic is being planned for air in the UK in 2012. Hagan has said she will review Series 3 if it ever gets made.

Other Stuff

Hagan's Other Stuff section on TGWTG.com is simply videos that don't fit into the other categories of Hagan's material.

Episode Number Name Notes Date Released on TGWTG.com
1 Police Academy Marathon A "Hagan Classics". A short film/sketch. October 3rd, 2011
2 Aleister Reads "Stalking is Love" A fanfic reading and reenactment. October 31st, 2011
3 Teddy Reviews Compendium All of the "Teddy Reviews" videos edited together into one video. November 29th, 2011
4 Kickassia Trailer Mash-ups The audio of the trailers for the films 300 and The Dark Knight put over the trailer of the Year Two event Kickassia. November 29th, 2011
5 The History of LGBT People Aleister gives a brief History of LGBT people in Western Europe (Mostly) This was a Red Ribbon Review- http://redribbonreviewers.wordpress.com/ May 19th, 2012
6 Twatty New Who: Fear Her Like a proper twat Hagan rants about some of the worst stories in Doctor Who history. This time- Fear Her! June 9th, 2012
7 The Amazing Spider-Man Vlog Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion are joined by The Avatar of Decent Humour in watching The Amazing Spider-Man and stealing Brad and his friends shtick. July 9th, 2012
8 Twatty New Who: The Doctor's Daughter More Angry than Funny and like a proper twat, Hagan reviews some of the worst adventures in Doctor Who history- this time, THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER! July 14th, 2012
9 Magic Mike Vlog Enough people thought it'd be funny for Hagan and Arnikarian to see Magic Mike that they went. And then TALKED about it. July 17th, 2012
10 The Dark Knight Rises Vlog Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion are joined by The Avatar of Decent Humour in watching The Dark Knight Rises and stealing Brad and his friends shtick. July 29th, 2012
11 Heavy Metal Review Commentary (With NC) Hagan and the Nostalgia Critic watch and talk about their Heavy Metal Crossover. August 6th, 2012
12 Twatty New Who Review - The Beast Below More Angry than Funny and like a proper twat, Hagan reviews some of the worst adventures in Doctor Who history- this time, THE BEAST BELOW! August 11th, 2012
13 Grabbers Vlog Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched Grabbers (Irish comedy horror where you have to be drunk to survive) and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick. August 16th, 2012
14 The Possession Vlog Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched The Possession (which was pretty terrible) and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick. September 5th, 2012
15 Twatty Who Review - Planet of the Dead More Angry than Funny and like a proper twat, Hagan reviews some of the worst adventures in Doctor Who history- this time it's PLANET OF THE DEAD. September 8th, 2012
16 Dredd Vlog Hagan, Arnikarian and Teddy the Minion watched Dredd. And it was awesome! September 18th, 2012
17 To Boldly Flee (Prometheus) Trailer To Boldly Flee. The TGWTG 4th anniversary film... as mixed with a trailer for Prometheus. September 25th, 2012
18 Looper Vlog Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched Looper and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick. October 4th, 2012
19 Sinister Vlog Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched Sinister and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick. October 9th, 2012
20 Re-Animator in 5 Seconds Stuart Gordon's Re-Animator in 5 seconds. November 10th, 2012
21 Vlog - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Hagan and Omega saw The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey in 48fps, 3D and IMAX. Truly its a hat-trick of something. December 19th, 2012
22 The Best of Hagan 2012 A top ten of my fave moments in Hagan Reviews in 2012... and some non-review moments. December 27th, 2012
23 MayIKillU? Nanoview A Nanoview is a short movie review that's less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. MayIKillU is owned by Cyclops Vision. January 1st, 2013
24 Texas Chainsaw Vlog Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched Texas Chainsaw and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick. January 21st, 2013
25 Django Unchained Vlog Hagan, Arnikarian the Minion and special guest Cyfur watched Django Unchained and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick. January 25th, 2013
26 Nanoview - FDR American Badass A Nanoview is a short movie review that's less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. FDR American Badass is owned by Street Justice Films. February 9th, 2013
27 Mama Vlog Yeah, it opened in America a long time ago but it's on now over here. Hagan and Arninkarian the minion watched Mama and proceed to steal Brad and friends' shtick. March 8th, 2013
28 Teddy Plays With Himself Teddy is ordered to show off some of the fan-art stuff we've been sent. March 26th, 2013
29 Nanoview - Lazer Ghosts 2 A Nanoview is a short movie review that's less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. Lazer Ghosts 2 is owned by Astron-6. April 1st, 2013
30 Preaching to the Perverted Kickstarter Ages ago I reviewed Preaching to the Perverted and now its raising money for a re-master and Blu-Ray release! April 6th, 2013
31 The Host Vlog Hagan and Arnikarian sat down and cried tears of blood over The Host. Oh dear. April 8th, 2013
32 BroCon 2013 Announcement I shall be a guest in a few days at BroCon in Limerick, Ireland. Alas Timmy the Minion will not be there. www.BroCon.info July 10th, 2013
33 BroCon 2013 Vlog For the 0.00004% of the world who didn't get to BroCon here are Hagan's thoughts! July 16th, 2013
34 BroCon Q&A Highlights Hagan (and a Minion) had a short QnA at BroCon (an Irish convention). August 11th, 2013
35 You're Next Vlog Hagan and Robyn the Minion saw 'You're Next'. Are they impressed.... ? September 3rd, 2013
36 Riddick Vlog Hagan, Robyn the Minion, The Avatar of Decent Humour and Neil the Minion saw Riddick... September 7th, 2013
37 Insidious: Chapter 2 Vlog Hagan, Robyn the Minion and special guest THE OMEGA GEEK watched Insidious Chapter 2. None of them saw Insidious 1.. Sorry about that. September 24th, 2013
38 Improved "Sinister" Trailer On a whim I decided to 'Improve' the Sinister trailer.. because lets be honest.. Baghuul is totally an Avatar of the Divine Hagan. September 30th, 2013
39 Backseat Critique: R.I.P.D. The vlogs now have an official name courtesy of Shannon Stover! R.I.P.D. came out very late here and we waited a few weeks before seeing it. Hence the extreme lateness of this review. October 8th, 2013
40 Police Academy Marathon Parts 1 & 2 Hagan, Omega and Robyn the Minion sat down to watch... ALL OF THE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES.. In a row! Pity them. Parts1 and 2 (Police Academy and Their First Assignment) October 10th, 2013
41 Police Academy Marathon Parts 3 & 4 Hagan, Omega and Robyn the Minion sat down to watch... ALL OF THE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES.. In a row! Pity them. Parts3 and 4 (Back in Training and Citizens on Patrol) October 11th, 2013
42 Police Academy Marathon Parts 5, 6 & 7 Hagan, Omega and Robyn the Minion sat down to watch... ALL OF THE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES.. In a row! Pity them. Parts 5, 6 and 7 (Operation Miami Beach, City Under Siege and Mission to Moscow) October 12th, 2013
43 Nanoview - Orcs! A Nanoview is a short movie review that’s less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. Orcs! is owned by Nub Pictures . October 20th, 2013
44 Nanoview - Doomsday County A Nanoview is a short movie review that’s less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. Doomsday County is owned by Troma. October 26th, 2013
45 Backseat Critique - Thor: The Dark World And Lo mortals! I am the back seat! And am critiquing Thor the Dark World! Robyn and Sarah have joined me. And I dub us The Reviewers 3. November 2nd, 2013
46 Backseat Critique - Ender's Game Hagan, Robyn the Minion and Omega watched a movie about a kid trained to fight aliens via a video game. **I really hope some of you are familiar with The Last Starfighter. November 9th, 2013
47 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Introduction) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is the introduction. November 22nd, 2013
48 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 1) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 1. December 2nd, 2013
49 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 2) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 2. December 9th, 2013
50 Backseat Critique - Oldboy Remake Hagan, Robyn and Sarah watched the OldBoy remake. I critiqued. FROM THE BACK SEAT! December 14th, 2013
51 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 3) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 5. December 16th, 2013
52 Backseat Critique - The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug Hagan, Teddy the Minion and The Avatar of Decent Humour saw The Hobbit, The Desolation of Smaug and as per usual critiqued the fuck out of it. December 17th, 2013
53 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 4) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 4. December 23rd, 2013
54 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 5) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 5. December 30th, 2013
55 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 6) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 6. January 6th, 2014
56 MAGFest Audience Reacts to Chirpy As MAGFest drew to a close Linkara, Nash, Rap Critic, Sci-Fi Guy, Lady Spaz, Sunny Jim, Gomer, Viga and more were forced to watch Chirpy.. ALL OF IT. January 9th, 2014
57 MAGFest 2014 TGWTG Movie Reviewing Panel FilmBrain, Oancitizen, Leon Thomas, That Sci-Fi Guy, Hagan, Brad Jones and Nash are joined by Chez Apocalypses Rantasmo and The Escapists MovieBob to talk about movie reviewing. January 10th, 2014
58 Backseat Critique - Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones Hagan and Robyn the Minion saw Paranormal Activity: the Marked Ones. January 16th, 2014
59 Backseat Critique - Devil's Due Hagan, Sarah and Robyn saw Devils Due. Was it better than last weeks found-footage horror movie? No. January 24th, 2014
60 Prelude to Season 5 It's coming. Soonish. January 25th, 2014
61 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 7) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 7. February 3rd, 2014
62 Backseat Critique - I, Frankenstein This is the stupidest film I have seen in a while (and you know some of the shit I watch!) February 7th, 2014
63 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 8) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 8. February 10th, 2014
64 Backseat Critique - RoboCop (2014) This was BETTER than expected?! February 15th, 2014
65 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 9) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 9. February 17th, 2014
66 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 10) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 10. February 24th, 2014
67 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 11) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 11. March 4th, 2014
68 Backseat Critique - NerdQuest THERE ARE SPOILERS! Hagan and Robyn saw MikeJ's NERDQUEST. And so should you. Go buy it- http://nerdquestmovie.com/ March 6th, 2014
69 Backseat Critique - 300: Rise of an Empire Robyn, Sarah and Hagan saw the sequel to 300. Only Hagan had seen 300, Robyn knew some stuff about the real history and Sarah was so lost she thought Xerxes was supposed to be the hero March 14th, 2014
70 Myra Breckinridge ft. The Cinema Snob The 3rd and final MAGFest crossover of 2014. Hagan and The Cinema Snob watch Myra 'Fucking' Breckinridge. April 4th, 2014
71 Backseat Critique - Captain America: The Winter Soldier Hagan, Sarah and Robyn saw CA:TWS and were duly impressed. April 5th, 2014
72 Backseat Critique -Noah Noah finally came out in Northern Ireland and Hagan, Robyn and Sarah weathered the storm. April 12th, 2014
73 Backseat Critique - The Raid 2 Hagan, Teddy and the Avatar of Decent Humour FINALLY saw The Raid 2. (fuck yeah) April 21st, 2014
74 Backseat Critique - The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Hagan, Sarah and Robyn saw The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Their first actions after this vlog was to convince the rest of the minions not to bother going to see it (true story) April 22nd, 2014
75 Backseat Critique - The Quiet Ones Hagan, Robyn and Sarah saw Hammer Horror movie 'The Quiet Ones' and... were loud afterwards. April 26th, 2014
76 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 12) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 12. April 27th, 2014
77 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 13) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 13. May 4th, 2014
78 Backseat Critique - Divergent & Pompeii Hagan, Robyn and The Avatar of Decent Humour did a double bill of stupid and VERY stupid. My theory that Paul WS Anderson sold his soul to make 2 okay films still stands. May 10th, 2014
79 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 14) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 14. May 11th, 2014
80 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 15) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 15. May 18th, 2014
81 Backseat Critique - X-Men: Days of Future Past Hagan and Robyn (in blur-o-vision) saw Days of Future Past (And First Class.. it was a double feature) AND TALKED ALL THINGS X-MEN. May 22nd, 2014
82 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 16) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 16. May 25th, 2014
83 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 17) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 17. June 1st, 2014
84 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 18) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 18. June 8th, 2014
85 Galas Reviews - King Soloman's Mines Took a while but Nina (and the reverse universe) is back! June 11th, 2014
86 Backseat Critique - Edge of Tomorrow & Maleficent Right in the middle of being unable to extract or upload footage, Hagan and Robyn decided to do a double feature of Edge of Tomorrow and Maleficent. June 19th, 2014
87 Backseat Critique - Heaven is for Real & Oculus It took a long time for these two films to hit Northern Ireland but Robyn and Hagan went to see them anyway. And they brought along a newcomer called Bob...he's called 'Bob the Newcomer'. June 22nd, 2014
88 Backseat Critique - Transformers: Age of Extinction Hagan, Teddy and The Avatar of Decent Humour watched Trans4mers. July 14th, 2014
89 Backseat Critique - Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Robyn the Minion returned for a weekend. We saw some movies. July 30th, 2014
90 Backseat Critique - The Purge: Anarchy Robyn the Minion returned for a weekend and there are movies afoot. July 31st, 2014
91 Backseat Critique - Guardians of the Galaxy Hagan and The Avatar of Decent Humour saw Guardians of the Galaxy and FUCKIN' LOVED IT! August 7th, 2014
92 Backseat Critique - Dark Dungeons Hagan and Robyn were given access to a screener of Dark Dungeons (based on the infamous Jack Chuck Tract) and it was brilliant. August 19th, 2014
93 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 19) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 19. August 25th, 2014
94 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 20) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 20. September 1st, 2014
95 Backseat Critique - As Above, So Below THIS is what counts as a well-reviewed Found Footage Horror movie?! September 5th, 2014
96 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 21) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 21. September 8th, 2014
97 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 22) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 22. September 23rd, 2014
98 Backseat Critique - The Zero Theorem A special reunion Critique! Hagan, Omega, Robyn AND Sarah saw The Zero Theorem and did some car-based talking. September 25th, 2014
99 Shit People Who Comment on Hagan Reviews Say These are all actual comments my vids have gotten over the years. Most of them came from The Spoony Experiment, TGWTG and Youtube. September 27th, 2014
100 A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 23) Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 23. September 30th, 2014
101 Backseat Critique - Beyond the Black Rainbow Hagan, Omega and Teddy watched a Canadian, drugged out, throwback sci-fi movie on the orders of illustrious Patron Evan Annett! October 12th, 2014
102 Backseat Critique - Dracula Untold Hagan and Omega saw Dracula Untold and their reaction/s might surprise you! (a bit... Hagan still found stuff to complain about) October 13th, 2014

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