Diamanda Hagan is the God-Emperess of Haganistan. Some say a villain, others a leader, others a god. The rest of say a fucked up reviewer of random crap in her dvd collection. Fucked up crap? Oh yes, usually.
Hagan Reviews is a movie review show where Diamanda Hagan reviews basically any movie she wants, usually from her dvd collection. The genres she has reviewed have a wide range, such as horror films, children films, religious films, superhero films, martial arts and action films, and even both soft-core and hard-core porn. The only thing the films have in common is that most are exploitation films and/or are fairly obscure.
Bonekickers Reviews is a mini-series review show where Hagan reviews each episode of the short lived BBC series Bonekickers episode by episode.
Teddy Reviews are six short little videos that take place between Hagan's Biggles and Schizophreniac reviews. At the end of Biggles, Hagan is killed and Teddy takes over Haganistan. Hagan, having already came back to life in her Intermedio review, comes back to life again at the end of Teddy Reviews Episode 6. These six videos are available to view in two ways, in their six individual episodes (which can be found on Hagan's wordpress and blip) or in one video, the Teddy Reviews Compendium, which is the version of the videos found on TGWTG.com under Hagan's "Other Stuff" section. Teddy Reviews Compendium is simply all six episodes of Teddy Reviews edited together. The reason Hagan did this was because she didn't want to release all six videos individually on TGWTG.com
The six episodes feature Teddy’s review of a different object, except episode 6 which is a “review” of an anime. The episodes are:
- Episode 1: Something Shooty
- Episode 2: Something Red
- Episode 3: Something Scary
- Episode 4: Something Cuddly
- Episode 5: Something Minty
- Episode 6: Something Naughty
Urban Gothic Reviews
Urban Gothic Reviews is a review series of the British anthology horror series Urban Gothic. It is very much in the same style as Hagan's Bonekickers Reviews, as it is Hagan reviewing an entire series episode by episode without ever appering on screen. Urban Gothic, unlike Bonekickers, had a longer run and actually had a seconnd series. The first series had 13 episodes and the 2nd had 9 episodes. Unlike Bonekickers, there are some episodes of this series Hagan actually likes, so some of the reviews are postivie (but most are not). Hagan is currently finished with all the Series 1 & 2 episode reviews. It is rumored a third series of Urban Gothic is being planned for air in the UK in 2012. Hagan has said she will review Series 3 if it ever gets made.
Hagan's Other Stuff section on TGWTG.com is simply videos that don't fit into the other categories of Hagan's material.
|Episode Number||Name||Date Released on TGWTG.com||Notes|
|1||Police Academy Marathon||October 3rd, 2011||A "Hagan Classics".|
A short film/sketch.
|2||Aleister Reads "Stalking is Love"||October 31st, 2011||A fanfic reading and reenactment.|
|3||Teddy Reviews Compendium||November 29th, 2011||All of the "Teddy Reviews" videos edited together into one video.|
|4||Kickassia Trailer Mash-ups||January 1st, 2012||The audio of the trailers for the films 300 and The Dark Knight put over the trailer of the Year Two event Kickassia.|
|5||The History of LGBT People||May 19th, 2012||Aleister gives a brief History of LGBT people in Western Europe (Mostly) This was a Red Ribbon Review- http://redribbonreviewers.wordpress.com/|
|6||Twatty New Who: Fear Her||June 9th, 2012||Like a proper twat Hagan rants about some of the worst stories in Doctor Who history. This time- Fear Her!|
|7||The Amazing Spider-Man Vlog||July 9th, 2012||Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion are joined by The Avatar of Decent Humour in watching The Amazing Spider-Man and stealing Brad and his friends shtick.|
|8||Twatty New Who: The Doctor's Daughter||July 14th, 2012||More Angry than Funny and like a proper twat, Hagan reviews some of the worst adventures in Doctor Who history- this time, THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER!|
|9||Magic Mike Vlog||July 17th, 2012||Enough people thought it'd be funny for Hagan and Arnikarian to see Magic Mike that they went. And then TALKED about it.|
|10||The Dark Knight Rises Vlog||July 29th, 2012||Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion are joined by The Avatar of Decent Humour in watching The Dark Knight Rises and stealing Brad and his friends shtick.|
|11||Heavy Metal Review Commentary (With NC)||August 6th, 2012||Hagan and the Nostalgia Critic watch and talk about their Heavy Metal Crossover.|
|12||Twatty New Who Review - The Beast Below||August 11th, 2012||More Angry than Funny and like a proper twat, Hagan reviews some of the worst adventures in Doctor Who history- this time, THE BEAST BELOW!|
|13||Grabbers Vlog||August 16th, 2012||Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched Grabbers (Irish comedy horror where you have to be drunk to survive) and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick.|
|14||The Possession Vlog||September 5th, 2012||Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched The Possession (which was pretty terrible) and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick.|
|15||Twatty Who Review - Planet of the Dead||September 8th, 2012||More Angry than Funny and like a proper twat, Hagan reviews some of the worst adventures in Doctor Who history- this time it's PLANET OF THE DEAD|
|16||Dredd Vlog||September 18th, 2012||Hagan, Arnikarian and Teddy the Minion watched Dredd. And it was awesome!|
|17||To Boldly Flee (Prometheus) Trailer||September 25th, 2012||To Boldly Flee. The TGWTG 4th anniversary film... as mixed with a trailer for Prometheus.|
|18||Looper Vlog||October 4th, 2012||Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched Looper and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick.|
|19||Sinister Vlog||October 9th, 2012||Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched Sinister and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick.|
|20||Re-Animator in 5 Seconds||November 10th, 2012||Stuart Gordon's Re-Animator in 5 seconds.|
|21||Vlog - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey||December 19th, 2012||Hagan and Omega saw The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey in 48fps, 3D and IMAX. Truly its a hat-trick of something.|
|22||The Best of Hagan 2012||December 27th, 2012||A top ten of my fave moments in Hagan Reviews in 2012... and some non-review moments.|
|23||MayIKillU? Nanoview||January 1st, 2013||A Nanoview is a short movie review that's less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. MayIKillU is owned by Cyclops Vision.|
|24||Texas Chainsaw Vlog||January 21st, 2013||Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched Texas Chainsaw and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick.|
|25||Django Unchained Vlog||January 25th, 2013||Hagan, Arnikarian the Minion and special guest Cyfur watched Django Unchained and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick.|
|26||Nanoview - FDR American Badass||February 9th, 2013||A Nanoview is a short movie review that's less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. FDR American Badass is owned by Street Justice Films.|
|27||Mama Vlog||March 8th, 2013||Yeah, it opened in America a long time ago but it's on now over here. Hagan and Arninkarian the minion watched Mama and proceed to steal Brad and friends' shtick.|
|28||Teddy Plays With Himself||March 26th, 2013||Teddy is ordered to show off some of the fan-art stuff we've been sent.|
|29||Nanoview - Lazer Ghosts 2||April 1st, 2013||A Nanoview is a short movie review that's less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. Lazer Ghosts 2 is owned by Astron-6.|
|30||Preaching to the Perverted Kickstarter||April 6th, 2013||Ages ago I reviewed Preaching to the Perverted and now its raising money for a re-master and Blu-Ray release!|
|31||The Host Vlog||April 8th, 2013||Hagan and Arnikarian sat down and cried tears of blood over The Host. Oh dear.|