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Diamanda Hagan is the God-Emperess of Haganistan. Some say a villain, others a leader, others a god. The rest say a fucked up reviewer of random crap in her DVD collection. Fucked up crap? Oh yes, usually.
Hagan Reviews
Hagan Reviews is a movie review show where Diamanda Hagan reviews basically any movie she wants, usually from her dvd collection. The genres she has reviewed have a wide range, such as horror films, children films, religious films, superhero films, martial arts and action films, and even both soft-core and hard-core porn. The only thing the films have in common is that most are exploitation films and/or are fairly obscure.
Bonekickers Reviews
Bonekickers Reviews is a mini-series review show where Hagan reviews each episode of the short lived BBC series Bonekickers episode by episode.
Teddy Reviews
Teddy Reviews are six short little videos that take place between Hagan's Biggles and Schizophreniac reviews. At the end of Biggles, Hagan is killed and Teddy takes over Haganistan. Hagan, having already came back to life in her Intermedio review, comes back to life again at the end of Teddy Reviews Episode 6. These six videos are available to view in two ways, in their six individual episodes (which can be found on Hagan's wordpress and blip) or in one video, the Teddy Reviews Compendium, which is the version of the videos found on TGWTG.com under Hagan's "Other Stuff" section. Teddy Reviews Compendium is simply all six episodes of Teddy Reviews edited together. The reason Hagan did this was because she didn't want to release all six videos individually on TGWTG.com
The six episodes feature Teddy’s review of a different object, except episode 6 which is a “review” of an anime. The episodes are:
- Episode 1: Something Shooty
- Episode 2: Something Red
- Episode 3: Something Scary
- Episode 4: Something Cuddly
- Episode 5: Something Minty
- Episode 6: Something Naughty
Urban Gothic Reviews
Urban Gothic Reviews is a review series of the British anthology horror series Urban Gothic. It is very much in the same style as Hagan's Bonekickers Reviews, as it is Hagan reviewing an entire series episode by episode without ever appering on screen. Urban Gothic, unlike Bonekickers, had a longer run and actually had a seconnd series. The first series had 13 episodes and the 2nd had 9 episodes. Unlike Bonekickers, there are some episodes of this series Hagan actually likes, so some of the reviews are postivie (but most are not). Hagan is currently finished with all the Series 1 & 2 episode reviews. It is rumored a third series of Urban Gothic is being planned for air in the UK in 2012. Hagan has said she will review Series 3 if it ever gets made.
Other Stuff
Hagan's Other Stuff section on TGWTG.com is simply videos that don't fit into the other categories of Hagan's material.
| Episode Number | Name | Notes | Date Released on TGWTG.com |
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| 1 | Police Academy Marathon | A "Hagan Classics". A short film/sketch. | October 3rd, 2011 |
| 2 | Aleister Reads "Stalking is Love" | A fanfic reading and reenactment. | October 31st, 2011 |
| 3 | Teddy Reviews Compendium | All of the "Teddy Reviews" videos edited together into one video. | November 29th, 2011 |
| 4 | Kickassia Trailer Mash-ups | The audio of the trailers for the films 300 and The Dark Knight put over the trailer of the Year Two event Kickassia. | November 29th, 2011 |
| 5 | The History of LGBT People | Aleister gives a brief History of LGBT people in Western Europe (Mostly) This was a Red Ribbon Review- http://redribbonreviewers.wordpress.com/ | May 19th, 2012 |
| 6 | The Amazing Spider-Man Vlog | Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion are joined by The Avatar of Decent Humour in watching The Amazing Spider-Man and stealing Brad and his friends shtick. | July 9th, 2012 |
| 7 | Magic Mike Vlog | Enough people thought it'd be funny for Hagan and Arnikarian to see Magic Mike that they went. And then TALKED about it. | July 17th, 2012 |
| 8 | The Dark Knight Rises Vlog | Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion are joined by The Avatar of Decent Humour in watching The Dark Knight Rises and stealing Brad and his friends shtick. | July 29th, 2012 |
| 9 | Heavy Metal Review Commentary (With NC) | Hagan and the Nostalgia Critic watch and talk about their Heavy Metal Crossover. | August 6th, 2012 |
| 10 | Grabbers Vlog | Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched Grabbers (Irish comedy horror where you have to be drunk to survive) and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick. | August 16th, 2012 |
| 11 | The Possession Vlog | Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched The Possession (which was pretty terrible) and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick. | September 5th, 2012 |
| 12 | Dredd Vlog | Hagan, Arnikarian and Teddy the Minion watched Dredd. And it was awesome! | September 18th, 2012 |
| 13 | To Boldly Flee (Prometheus) Trailer | To Boldly Flee. The TGWTG 4th anniversary film... as mixed with a trailer for Prometheus. | September 25th, 2012 |
| 14 | Looper Vlog | Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched Looper and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick. | October 4th, 2012 |
| 15 | Sinister Vlog | Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched Sinister and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick. | October 9th, 2012 |
| 16 | Re-Animator in 5 Seconds | Stuart Gordon's Re-Animator in 5 seconds. | November 10th, 2012 |
| 17 | Vlog - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey | Hagan and Omega saw The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey in 48fps, 3D and IMAX. Truly its a hat-trick of something. | December 19th, 2012 |
| 18 | The Best of Hagan 2012 | A top ten of my fave moments in Hagan Reviews in 2012... and some non-review moments. | December 27th, 2012 |
| 19 | MayIKillU? Nanoview | A Nanoview is a short movie review that's less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. MayIKillU is owned by Cyclops Vision. | January 1st, 2013 |
| 20 | Texas Chainsaw Vlog | Hagan and Arnikarian the Minion watched Texas Chainsaw and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick. | January 21st, 2013 |
| 21 | Django Unchained Vlog | Hagan, Arnikarian the Minion and special guest Cyfur watched Django Unchained and decided to steal Brad and friends shtick. | January 25th, 2013 |
| 22 | Nanoview - FDR American Badass | A Nanoview is a short movie review that's less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. FDR American Badass is owned by Street Justice Films. | February 9th, 2013 |
| 23 | Mama Vlog | Yeah, it opened in America a long time ago but it's on now over here. Hagan and Arninkarian the minion watched Mama and proceed to steal Brad and friends' shtick. | March 8th, 2013 |
| 24 | Teddy Plays With Himself | Teddy is ordered to show off some of the fan-art stuff we've been sent. | March 26th, 2013 |
| 25 | Nanoview - Lazer Ghosts 2 | A Nanoview is a short movie review that's less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. Lazer Ghosts 2 is owned by Astron-6. | April 1st, 2013 |
| 26 | Preaching to the Perverted Kickstarter | Ages ago I reviewed Preaching to the Perverted and now its raising money for a re-master and Blu-Ray release! | April 6th, 2013 |
| 27 | The Host Vlog | Hagan and Arnikarian sat down and cried tears of blood over The Host. Oh dear. | April 8th, 2013 |
| 28 | BroCon 2013 Announcement | I shall be a guest in a few days at BroCon in Limerick, Ireland. Alas Timmy the Minion will not be there. www.BroCon.info | July 10th, 2013 |
| 29 | BroCon 2013 Vlog | For the 0.00004% of the world who didn't get to BroCon here are Hagan's thoughts! | July 16th, 2013 |
| 30 | BroCon Q&A Highlights | Hagan (and a Minion) had a short QnA at BroCon (an Irish convention). | August 11th, 2013 |
| 31 | You're Next Vlog | Hagan and Robyn the Minion saw 'You're Next'. Are they impressed.... ? | September 3rd, 2013 |
| 32 | Riddick Vlog | Hagan, Robyn the Minion, The Avatar of Decent Humour and Neil the Minion saw Riddick... | September 7th, 2013 |
| 33 | Insidious: Chapter 2 Vlog | Hagan, Robyn the Minion and special guest THE OMEGA GEEK watched Insidious Chapter 2. None of them saw Insidious 1.. Sorry about that. | September 24th, 2013 |
| 34 | Improved "Sinister" Trailer | On a whim I decided to 'Improve' the Sinister trailer.. because lets be honest.. Baghuul is totally an Avatar of the Divine Hagan. | September 30th, 2013 |
| 35 | Backseat Critique: R.I.P.D. | The vlogs now have an official name courtesy of Shannon Stover! R.I.P.D. came out very late here and we waited a few weeks before seeing it. Hence the extreme lateness of this review. | October 8th, 2013 |
| 36 | Police Academy Marathon Parts 1 & 2 | Hagan, Omega and Robyn the Minion sat down to watch... ALL OF THE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES.. In a row! Pity them. Parts1 and 2 (Police Academy and Their First Assignment) | October 10th, 2013 |
| 37 | Police Academy Marathon Parts 3 & 4 | Hagan, Omega and Robyn the Minion sat down to watch... ALL OF THE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES.. In a row! Pity them. Parts3 and 4 (Back in Training and Citizens on Patrol) | October 11th, 2013 |
| 38 | Police Academy Marathon Parts 5, 6 & 7 | Hagan, Omega and Robyn the Minion sat down to watch... ALL OF THE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES.. In a row! Pity them. Parts 5, 6 and 7 (Operation Miami Beach, City Under Siege and Mission to Moscow) | October 12th, 2013 |
| 39 | Nanoview - Orcs! | A Nanoview is a short movie review that’s less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. Orcs! is owned by Nub Pictures . | October 20th, 2013 |
| 40 | Nanoview - Doomsday County | A Nanoview is a short movie review that’s less character based and has less spoilers. Movies covered will USUALLY be ones I bought as possible full reviews but decided against. Doomsday County is owned by Troma. | October 26th, 2013 |
| 41 | Backseat Critique - Thor: The Dark World | And Lo mortals! I am the back seat! And am critiquing Thor the Dark World! Robyn and Sarah have joined me. And I dub us The Reviewers 3. | November 2nd, 2013 |
| 42 | Backseat Critique - Ender's Game | Hagan, Robyn the Minion and Omega watched a movie about a kid trained to fight aliens via a video game. **I really hope some of you are familiar with The Last Starfighter. | November 9th, 2013 |
| 43 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Introduction) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is the introduction. | November 22nd, 2013 |
| 44 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 1) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 1. | December 2nd, 2013 |
| 45 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 2) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 2. | December 9th, 2013 |
| 46 | Backseat Critique - Oldboy Remake | Hagan, Robyn and Sarah watched the OldBoy remake. I critiqued. FROM THE BACK SEAT! | December 14th, 2013 |
| 47 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 3) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 5. | December 16th, 2013 |
| 48 | Backseat Critique - The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug | Hagan, Teddy the Minion and The Avatar of Decent Humour saw The Hobbit, The Desolation of Smaug and as per usual critiqued the fuck out of it. | December 17th, 2013 |
| 49 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 4) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 4. | December 23rd, 2013 |
| 50 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 5) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 5. | December 30th, 2013 |
| 51 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 6) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 6. | January 6th, 2014 |
| 52 | MAGFest Audience Reacts to Chirpy | As MAGFest drew to a close Linkara, Nash, Rap Critic, Sci-Fi Guy, Lady Spaz, Sunny Jim, Gomer, Viga and more were forced to watch Chirpy.. ALL OF IT. | January 9th, 2014 |
| 53 | MAGFest 2014 TGWTG Movie Reviewing Panel | FilmBrain, Oancitizen, Leon Thomas, That Sci-Fi Guy, Hagan, Brad Jones and Nash are joined by Chez Apocalypses Rantasmo and The Escapists MovieBob to talk about movie reviewing. | January 10th, 2014 |
| 54 | Backseat Critique - Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones | Hagan and Robyn the Minion saw Paranormal Activity: the Marked Ones. | January 16th, 2014 |
| 55 | Backseat Critique - Devil's Due | Hagan, Sarah and Robyn saw Devils Due. Was it better than last weeks found-footage horror movie? No. | January 24th, 2014 |
| 56 | Prelude to Season 5 | It's coming. Soonish. | January 25th, 2014 |
| 57 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 7) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 7. | February 3rd, 2014 |
| 58 | Backseat Critique - I, Frankenstein | This is the stupidest film I have seen in a while (and you know some of the shit I watch!) | February 7th, 2014 |
| 59 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 8) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 8. | February 10th, 2014 |
| 60 | Backseat Critique - RoboCop (2014) | This was BETTER than expected?! | February 15th, 2014 |
| 61 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 9) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 9. | February 17th, 2014 |
| 62 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 10) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 10. | February 24th, 2014 |
| 63 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 11) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 11. | March 4th, 2014 |
| 64 | Backseat Critique - NerdQuest | THERE ARE SPOILERS! Hagan and Robyn saw MikeJ's NERDQUEST. And so should you. Go buy it- http://nerdquestmovie.com/ | March 6th, 2014 |
| 65 | Backseat Critique - 300: Rise of an Empire | Robyn, Sarah and Hagan saw the sequel to 300. Only Hagan had seen 300, Robyn knew some stuff about the real history and Sarah was so lost she thought Xerxes was supposed to be the hero | March 14th, 2014 |
| 66 | Myra Breckinridge ft. The Cinema Snob | The 3rd and final MAGFest crossover of 2014. Hagan and The Cinema Snob watch Myra 'Fucking' Breckinridge. | April 4th, 2014 |
| 67 | Backseat Critique - Captain America: The Winter Soldier | Hagan, Sarah and Robyn saw CA:TWS and were duly impressed. | April 5th, 2014 |
| 68 | Backseat Critique -Noah | Noah finally came out in Northern Ireland and Hagan, Robyn and Sarah weathered the storm. | April 12th, 2014 |
| 69 | Backseat Critique - The Raid 2 | Hagan, Teddy and the Avatar of Decent Humour FINALLY saw The Raid 2. (fuck yeah) | April 21st, 2014 |
| 70 | Backseat Critique - The Amazing Spider-Man 2 | Hagan, Sarah and Robyn saw The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Their first actions after this vlog was to convince the rest of the minions not to bother going to see it (true story) | April 22nd, 2014 |
| 71 | Backseat Critique - The Quiet Ones | Hagan, Robyn and Sarah saw Hammer Horror movie 'The Quiet Ones' and... were loud afterwards. | April 26th, 2014 |
| 72 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 12) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 12. | April 27th, 2014 |
| 73 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 13) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 13. | May 4th, 2014 |
| 74 | Backseat Critique - Divergent & Pompeii | Hagan, Robyn and The Avatar of Decent Humour did a double bill of stupid and VERY stupid. My theory that Paul WS Anderson sold his soul to make 2 okay films still stands. | May 10th, 2014 |
| 75 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 14) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 14. | May 11th, 2014 |
| 76 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 15) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 15. | May 18th, 2014 |
| 77 | Backseat Critique - X-Men: Days of Future Past | Hagan and Robyn (in blur-o-vision) saw Days of Future Past (And First Class.. it was a double feature) AND TALKED ALL THINGS X-MEN. | May 22nd, 2014 |
| 78 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 16) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 16. | May 25th, 2014 |
| 79 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 17) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 17. | June 1st, 2014 |
| 80 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 18) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 18. | June 8th, 2014 |
| 81 | Galas Reviews - King Soloman's Mines | Took a while but Nina (and the reverse universe) is back! | June 11th, 2014 |
| 82 | Backseat Critique - Edge of Tomorrow & Maleficent | Right in the middle of being unable to extract or upload footage, Hagan and Robyn decided to do a double feature of Edge of Tomorrow and Maleficent. | June 19th, 2014 |
| 83 | Backseat Critique - Heaven is for Real & Oculus | It took a long time for these two films to hit Northern Ireland but Robyn and Hagan went to see them anyway. And they brought along a newcomer called Bob...he's called 'Bob the Newcomer'. | June 22nd, 2014 |
| 84 | Backseat Critique - Transformers: Age of Extinction | Hagan, Teddy and The Avatar of Decent Humour watched Trans4mers. | July 14th, 2014 |
| 85 | Backseat Critique - Dawn of the Planet of the Apes | Robyn the Minion returned for a weekend. We saw some movies. | July 30th, 2014 |
| 86 | Backseat Critique - The Purge: Anarchy | Robyn the Minion returned for a weekend and there are movies afoot. | July 31st, 2014 |
| 87 | Backseat Critique - Guardians of the Galaxy | Hagan and The Avatar of Decent Humour saw Guardians of the Galaxy and FUCKIN' LOVED IT! | August 7th, 2014 |
| 88 | Backseat Critique - Dark Dungeons | Hagan and Robyn were given access to a screener of Dark Dungeons (based on the infamous Jack Chuck Tract) and it was brilliant. | August 19th, 2014 |
| 89 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 19) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 19. | August 25th, 2014 |
| 90 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 20) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 20. | September 1st, 2014 |
| 91 | Backseat Critique - As Above, So Below | THIS is what counts as a well-reviewed Found Footage Horror movie?! | September 5th, 2014 |
| 92 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 21) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 21. | September 8th, 2014 |
| 93 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 22) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 22. | September 23rd, 2014 |
| 94 | Backseat Critique - The Zero Theorem | A special reunion Critique! Hagan, Omega, Robyn AND Sarah saw The Zero Theorem and did some car-based talking. | September 25th, 2014 |
| 95 | Shit People Who Comment on Hagan Reviews Say | These are all actual comments my vids have gotten over the years. Most of them came from The Spoony Experiment, TGWTG and Youtube. | September 27th, 2014 |
| 96 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 23) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 23. | September 30th, 2014 |
| 97 | Backseat Critique - Beyond the Black Rainbow | Hagan, Omega and Teddy watched a Canadian, drugged out, throwback sci-fi movie on the orders of illustrious Patron Evan Annett! | October 12th, 2014 |
| 98 | Backseat Critique - Dracula Untold | Hagan and Omega saw Dracula Untold and their reaction/s might surprise you! (a bit... Hagan still found stuff to complain about) | October 13th, 2014 |
| 99 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 24) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 24. | November 3rd, 2014 |
| 100 | Backseat Critique - Annabelle & Maze Runner | Omega and Hagan had a double feature. | November 5th, 2014 |
| 101 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 25) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 25. | November 10th, 2014 |
| 102 | Backseat Critique - Babadook & Ouija | Hagan and Omega had a horror double feature not long after Halloween. | November 16th, 2014 |
| 103 | A Quick Guide to Classic Doctor Who (Season 26) | Hagan is doing a guide to Classic Doctor Who. The whole thing! This is Season 26. | November 17th, 2014 |
| 104 | Backseat Critique - Predator Movie Marathon (Parts 1 & 2) | Hagan found out Omega had never seen any of the Predator movies. One day she decided to fix that. | December 1st, 2014 |
| 105 | Backseat Critique - Predator Movie Marathon (Part 3 - Predators) | Hagan found out Omega had never seen any of the Predator movies. One day she decided to fix that. She's also never seen any of the Alien or AvP movies so that might change someday... | December 2nd, 2014 |
| 106 | Backseat Critique - Predator Movie Marathon (Epilogue): Batman Dead End | Hagan found out Omega had never seen any of the Predator movies. One day she decided to fix that. She's also never seen any of the Alien or AvP movies so that might change someday... | December 4th, 2014 |
| 107 | A Quick Guide to Classic Who 1989 – 2005 (Television) | In the Quick Guides penultimate episode Hagan talks about Doctor Who on Television during the ‘wilderness years’ of 1989 until 2005. | December 7th, 2014 |
| 108 | Backseat Critique - Vikingdom | Robyn is back to join Hagan and Omega for a look at 2013s best Viking movie to come out of Malaysia! | December 7th, 2014 |
| 109 | Backseat Critiques - What We Do in the Shadows | Hagan and Omega went to the local film festival and caught an advance screening of possibly the best film of the year. *ahem* VAMPIRE! COMEDY! | December 9th, 2014 |
| 110 | Backseat Critiques - The Hobbit: Battle of 5 Armies | For the 3rd time Hagan and Omega vlogged a new Hobbit movie and for the third time they didn't exactly agree on it. | December 16th, 2014 |
| 111 | MANBORG (Kick Axe Edition) | This video was inspired by a short clip on the Manborg director commentary. Manborg is owned by Astron-6. | December 20th, 2014 |
| 112 | Backseat Critique - The Pyramid | A found footage (when it remembers it is) horror set in a pyramid. Less original and less stupid than As Above, So Below (but only marginally...) | December 22nd, 2014 |
| 113 | A Quick Guide to Classic Who 1989-2005 (Non Television) | 29 episodes in and the Quick Guide comes to an end with this look at non-TV Who (mostly between 1989 and 2005). Hope you have enjoyed the ride. | January 29th, 2015 |
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