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Hagan Reviews is a review series hosted by Diamanda Hagan. The series consists of Hagan reviewing basically any movie she wants, usually from her dvd collection. She usually picks films she feels are unfairly overlooked and/or something she really dislikes. The genres she has reviewed have a wide range, such as horror films, children films, religious films, superhero films, martial arts and action films, and even both soft-core and hard-core porn. The only thing the films have in common is that most are exploitation films and/or are fairly obscure.
The "Hagan Classics" label is something that is assigned to any Hagan Review made before October 2, 2010. A "Classics" review is simply an episode made before her review of "The Black Gestapo". Hagan Classics are usually videos made with her old camera before she upgraded to a HD one in late 2010. Only one video made with the HD camera has been labeled as a "Hagan Classics", her "Intermedio (Dead and Dying)" review. The first "Hagan Classics" to be put up on the site was Turkey Shoot, the second Hagan Reviews ever made.
Not all "Hagan Classics" are reviews. On October 3, 2011 Hagan's "Police Academy Marathon" video was put up on the site under Hagan's "Other Stuff" section. It is not an actually review of any of the 7 Police Academy films but a short film/sketch where Hagan has the urge to watch all the Police Academy movies in a row (while killing minions, of course) with darkly comedic results. Originally made in the summer of 2010, it is the only short film Hagan has produced featuring the Diamanda Hagan character and minions so far.
Special Hagan ReviewsEdit
On Hagan's wordpress, a "Special Hagan Review is described as "Hagan Reviews outside of the regular series. Same continuity just a slightly different intro". The first "Special Hagan Review" put on TGWTG was her review of "The Land Before Time 8". Out of the 37 total reviews Hagan has produced so far, 12 of them are labeled as "Special Hagan Reviews".
Episodes on TGWTGEdit
On June 15, 2011 Hagan was given a three epsiode trial run on TGWTG, starting with her review of Faust Love of the Damned. At the end of the month she was officially picked up by the site.
|Episode Number||Name||Date Released on TGWTG||Notes|
|1||Faust Love of the Damned||June 15th, 2011|
|2||Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trickbaby||June 21th, 2011|
|3||The Black Gestapo||June 27, 2011|
|4||The Raspberry Reich||August 12, 2011|
|5||Turkey Shoot||August 20, 2011||A "Hagan Classics".|
|6||The Perils of Gwendoline||August 23, 2011|
|7||The Land Before Time 8||September 12th, 2011||A "Hagan Classics".|
A "Special Hagan Review".
|8||Aftermath / Thomas the Magic Railroad Double Review||September 20th, 2011||A "Special Hagan Review".|
|9||The Man From Hong Kong||October 10th, 2011||A "Hagan Classics"|
|10||Biggles: Adventures in Time||October 17th, 2011|
|11||Freaks||November 7th, 2011||A "Special Hagan Review".|
Oancitizen guest stars in the role of Hagan.
|12||Terror of Tiny Town||November 14th, 2011||A "Special Hagan Review".|
CinWicked guest stars in the role of Hagan.
|13||Schizophreniac the Whore Mangler||December 3, 2011|
|14||Slasher Special||December 16th, 2011||The Top Six Slashers You Haven't Seen and Probably Don't Want to See.|
|15||Children of the Living Dead||December 24th, 2011||A "Hagan Classics"|
|16||The Taint||January 7th, 2012||Crossover with TheOmega|
|17||Starrbooty||January 14th, 2012|
|18||Left Behind||January 21st, 2012||A "Hagan Classics"|
|19||Battle of the Bones||January 28th, 2012|
|20||Intermedio||February 4th, 2012||A "Hagan Classics"|
|21||Zombeak||February 7th, 2012||Crossover with JewWario|
|22||Exorcist: The Beginning||February 11th, 2012||A "Special Hagan Review"|
|23||Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist||February 18th, 2012||A "Special Hagan Review".|
Review starring Nina Galas, an alternate reality version of Hagan.
|24||Eat the Schoolgirl||February 21st, 2012||Crossover with Oancitizen|
|25||Condorman||February 25th, 2012||A "Hagan Classics"|
|26||The Truth About Demons||March 3rd, 2012|
|27||Gayniggers from Outer Space||March 11th, 2012||A "Special Hagan Review".|
Is listed on the site as "*Censored* from Outer Spce" because of the offenseive of the title.
|28||The Dragon Lives Again||March 17th, 2012|
|29||Emmanuelle 4||March 24th, 2012||A "Hagan Classics"|
|30||Project Million||April 1st, 2012||A "Special Hagan Review"|
|31||Preaching to the Perverted||April 14th, 2012|
|32||The Story of Ricky||April 21st, 2012||A "Hagan Classics"|
|33||Bosco||April 28th, 2012||A "Hagan Classics"|
|34||Emmanuelle 5||May 5th, 2012|
|35||Virus||May 12th, 2012||A "Special Hagan Review"|
Crossover with Joshua the Anarchist
|36||Bad Biology||May 26th, 2012|
|37||The Worst Witch||June 2nd, 2012||N/A|
|38||Apocalypse||June 16th, 2012||A "Special Hagan Review"|
|39||Apocalypse 2: Revelation||June 23rd, 2012||A "Special Hagan Review"|
|40||Apocalypse 3: Tribulation||June 30th, 2012||A "Special Hagan Review"|
|41||Apocalypse 4: Judgement||July 7th, 2012||A "Special Hagan Review"|
|42||The Knackery||July 21st, 2012||Review starring Aleister, a side character of Hagan Reviews who is also played by Hagan.|
|43||Chopping Mall||July 28th, 2012||Includes a bonus Hagan Flubs video|
|44||Necromaniac - Schizophrenic 2||August 4th, 2012||Includes a bonus Hagan Flubs video|
|45||Nixon and Hogan Smoke Christmas||August 18th, 2012||Hagan's 50th episode special! From Hack movies, it's NIXON AND HOGAN SMOKE CHRISTMAS!|
|46||Stonewall & Riot||August 25th, 2012||Is this the only CGI animated gay superhero porno comedy ever made? Possibly...|
|47||The Guinea Pig Films||September 1st, 2012||Hagan watches all 6 of the infamous Japanese film series!|
|48||International Guerillas||September 15th, 2012||Hagan watches a subtle drama based around the satanic verses controversy.|
|49||Sting: Moment of Truth||September 22nd, 2012||Crossover with Spoony|
|50||Sextette||September 29th, 2012||Mae West's legendary last movie!|
|51||Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy||October 6th, 2012||It's got maniac nurses in it and it's from Troma...|
|52||Chirpy||October 20th, 2012||1 Horse. 1 Bird. Oh my...|
|53||Slaughter Vomit Dolls||October 27th, 2012||You can NEVER go wrong with the Vomit Gore trilogy!|
|54||The Genderfellator||November 17th, 2012||Something interesting and wonderful. Dealing with being offended... through porn.|
|55||Blackbeard's Ghost||November 24th, 2012||Season finale. So a kids movie about pirates without any adult subtexts at all...|
|56||Harlem Rides the Range||December 1st, 2012||A new trio of possession review begins with an all-black comedy, musical western! Set during the same time period as the original possession episodes (Freaks, Child Bride and Terror of Tiny Town).|
|57||The Most Dangerous Game||December 8th, 2012||This new set of possession review continues with the prototypical human hunting movie! Set during the same time period as the original possession episodes.|
|58||The Island of Lost Souls||December 15th, 2012||This new set of possession review concludes with the first feature film based on The Island of Doctor Moreau! Set during the same time period as the original possession episodes.|
|59||A Diamanda Hagan Review||December 29th, 2012||A review... by Diamanda Hagan.|
|60||ZombieChrist||January 12th, 2013||The second part of my epic look at 3 movies by Bill Zebub. This movie is better than the last one. There's a prologue explaining what exactly happened to the last part. Basically I took it down because of issues the episode was causing. The movie was awful and about a priest raping people. I hope one day to be able to re-upload it.|
|61||Dolla Morte||January 26th, 2013||The trilogy of Bill Zebub reviews concludes with his best film. DOLLA MORTE|
|62||Green Porno||February 16th, 2013||Hagan reviews a series of theatrical shorts by the Sundance Channel about animal reproduction!|
|63||Naked Killer||February 24th, 2013||Hagan's 69th (off-site) episode special! A classic example of early 90's 'Woman-with-an-obsession-for-cutting-up-men's-groins-battling-evil-lesbian-assassins!' Its a bit of niche genre.|
|64||Poultrygeist||March 17th, 2013||First of 3 MAGFest crossovers. Hagan and JewWario watch Troma's Masterpiece! The greatest zombie chicken movie EVER made!|
|65||God of Vampires||March 23rd, 2013||In the 2nd of 3 MAGFest crossovers, Obscurus Lupa and Hagan watch God of Vampires.|
|66||The Island of Doctor Moreau||March 30th, 2013||The third MAGFest crossover.|