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Hagan Reviews is a review series hosted by Diamanda Hagan. The series consists of Hagan reviewing basically any movie she wants, usually from her dvd collection. She usually picks films she feels are unfairly overlooked and/or something she really dislikes. The genres she has reviewed have a wide range, such as horror films, children films, religious films, superhero films, martial arts and action films, and even both soft-core and hard-core porn. The only thing the films have in common is that most are exploitation films and/or are fairly obscure.

Hagan ClassicsEdit

The "Hagan Classics" label is something that is assigned to any Hagan Review made before October 2, 2010. A "Classics" review is simply an episode made before her review of "The Black Gestapo". Hagan Classics are usually videos made with her old camera before she upgraded to a HD one in late 2010. Only one video made with the HD camera has been labeled as a "Hagan Classics", her "Intermedio (Dead and Dying)" review. The first "Hagan Classics" to be put up on the site was Turkey Shoot, the second Hagan Reviews ever made.

Not all "Hagan Classics" are reviews. On October 3, 2011 Hagan's "Police Academy Marathon" video was put up on the site under Hagan's "Other Stuff" section. It is not an actually review of any of the 7 Police Academy films but a short film/sketch where Hagan has the urge to watch all the Police Academy movies in a row (while killing minions, of course) with darkly comedic results. Originally made in the summer of 2010, it is the only short film Hagan has produced featuring the Diamanda Hagan character and minions so far.

Special Hagan ReviewsEdit

On Hagan's wordpress, a "Special Hagan Review is described as "Hagan Reviews outside of the regular series. Same continuity just a slightly different intro". The first "Special Hagan Review" put on TGWTG was her review of "The Land Before Time 8". Out of the 37 total reviews Hagan has produced so far, 12 of them are labeled as "Special Hagan Reviews".

Episodes on TGWTGEdit

On June 15, 2011 Hagan was given a three epsiode trial run on TGWTG, starting with her review of Faust Love of the Damned. At the end of the month she was officially picked up by the site.

Episode Number Name Notes Date Released on TGWTG
1 Faust Love of the Damned N/A June 15th, 2011
2 Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trickbaby N/A June 21th, 2011
3 The Black Gestapo N/A June 27, 2011
4 The Raspberry Reich N/A August 12, 2011
5 Turkey Shoot A "Hagan Classics". August 20, 2011
6 The Perils of Gwendoline N/A August 23, 2011
7 The Land Before Time 8 A "Hagan Classics".
A "Special Hagan Review".
September 12th, 2011
8 Aftermath / Thomas the Magic Railroad Double Review A "Special Hagan Review". September 20th, 2011
9 The Man From Hong Kong A "Hagan Classics" October 10th, 2011
10 Biggles: Adventures in Time N/A October 17th, 2011
11 Freaks A "Special Hagan Review".
Oancitizen guest stars in the role of Hagan.
November 7th, 2011
12 Terror of Tiny Town A "Special Hagan Review".
CinWicked guest stars in the role of Hagan.
November 14th, 2011
13 Schizophreniac the Whore Mangler N/A December 3, 2011
14 Slasher Special The Top Six Slashers You Haven't Seen and Probably Don't Want to See. December 16th, 2011
15 Children of the Living Dead A "Hagan Classics" December 24th, 2011
16 The Taint Crossover with TheOmega January 7th, 2012
17 Starrbooty N/A January 14th, 2012
18 Left Behind A "Hagan Classics" January 21st, 2012
19 Battle of the Bones N/A January 28th, 2012
20 Intermedio A "Hagan Classics" February 4th, 2012
21 Zombeak Crossover with JewWario February 7th, 2012
22 Exorcist: The Beginning A "Special Hagan Review" February 11th, 2012
23 Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist A "Special Hagan Review".
Review starring Nina Galas, an alternate reality version of Hagan.
February 18th, 2012
24 Eat the Schoolgirl Crossover with Oancitizen February 21st, 2012
25 Condorman A "Hagan Classics" February 25th, 2012
26 The Truth About Demons N/A March 3rd, 2012
27 Gayniggers from Outer Space A "Special Hagan Review".
Is listed on the site as "*Censored* from Outer Spce" because of the offenseive of the title.
March 11th, 2012
28 The Dragon Lives Again N/A March 17th, 2012
29 Emmanuelle 4 A "Hagan Classics" March 24th, 2012
30 Project Million A "Special Hagan Review" April 1st, 2012
31 Preaching to the Perverted N/A April 14th, 2012
32 The Story of Ricky A "Hagan Classics" April 21st, 2012
33 Bosco A "Hagan Classics" April 28th, 2012
34 Emmanuelle 5 N/A May 5th, 2012
35 Virus A "Special Hagan Review"
Crossover with Joshua the Anarchist
May 12th, 2012
36 Bad Biology N/A May 26th, 2012
37 The Worst Witch N/A June 2nd, 2012
38 Apocalypse A "Special Hagan Review" June 16th, 2012
39 Apocalypse 2: Revelation A "Special Hagan Review" June 23rd, 2012
40 Apocalypse 3: Tribulation A "Special Hagan Review" June 30th, 2012
41 Apocalypse 4: Judgement A "Special Hagan Review" July 7th, 2012
42 The Knackery Review starring Aleister, a side character of Hagan Reviews who is also played by Hagan. July 21st, 2012
43 Chopping Mall Includes a bonus Hagan Flubs video July 28th, 2012
44 Necromaniac - Schizophrenic 2 Includes a bonus Hagan Flubs video August 4th, 2012
45 Nixon and Hogan Smoke Christmas Hagan's 50th episode special! From Hack movies, it's NIXON AND HOGAN SMOKE CHRISTMAS! August 18th, 2012
46 Stonewall & Riot Is this the only CGI animated gay superhero porno comedy ever made? Possibly... August 25th, 2012
47 The Guinea Pig Films Hagan watches all 6 of the infamous Japanese film series! September 1st, 2012
48 International Guerillas Hagan watches a subtle drama based around the satanic verses controversy. September 15th, 2012
49 Sting: Moment of Truth Crossover with Spoony September 22nd, 2012
50 Sextette Mae West's legendary last movie! September 29th, 2012
51 Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy It's got maniac nurses in it and it's from Troma... October 6th, 2012
52 Chirpy 1 Horse. 1 Bird. Oh my... October 20th, 2012
53 Slaughter Vomit Dolls You can NEVER go wrong with the Vomit Gore trilogy! October 27th, 2012
54 The Genderfellator Something interesting and wonderful. Dealing with being offended... through porn. November 17th, 2012
55 Blackbeard's Ghost Season finale. So a kids movie about pirates without any adult subtexts at all... November 24th, 2012
56 Harlem Rides the Range A new trio of possession review begins with an all-black comedy, musical western! Set during the same time period as the original possession episodes (Freaks, Child Bride and Terror of Tiny Town). December 1st, 2012
57 The Most Dangerous Game This new set of possession review continues with the prototypical human hunting movie! Set during the same time period as the original possession episodes. December 8th, 2012
58 The Island of Lost Souls This new set of possession review concludes with the first feature film based on The Island of Doctor Moreau! Set during the same time period as the original possession episodes. December 15th, 2012
59 A Diamanda Hagan Review A review... by Diamanda Hagan. December 29th, 2012
60 ZombieChrist The second part of my epic look at 3 movies by Bill Zebub. This movie is better than the last one. There's a prologue explaining what exactly happened to the last part. Basically I took it down because of issues the episode was causing. The movie was awful and about a priest raping people. I hope one day to be able to re-upload it. January 12th, 2013
61 Dolla Morte The trilogy of Bill Zebub reviews concludes with his best film. DOLLA MORTE January 26th, 2013
62 Green Porno Hagan reviews a series of theatrical shorts by the Sundance Channel about animal reproduction! February 16th, 2013
63 Naked Killer Hagan's 69th (off-site) episode special! A classic example of early 90's 'Woman-with-an-obsession-for-cutting-up-men's-groins-battling-evil-lesbian-assassins!' Its a bit of niche genre. February 24th, 2013
64 Poultrygeist First of 3 MAGFest crossovers. Hagan and JewWario watch Troma's Masterpiece! The greatest zombie chicken movie EVER made! March 17th, 2013
65 God of Vampires In the 2nd of 3 MAGFest crossovers, Obscurus Lupa and Hagan watch God of Vampires. March 23rd, 2013
66 The Island of Doctor Moreau The third MAGFest crossover. March 30th, 2013
67 Dead Shit: The Talisman of Tikinaya Hagan returns to the movies of Kevin Strange. Dead Shit is the touching tale of stoners battling zombies. June 15th, 2013
68 13th Child New Jersey is welcome to this movie. June 29th, 2013
69 Sunset Heights Hagan goes to the United Nations to make the case for destroying a a city in Northern Ireland. Her evidence? One 'Sunset Heights'. August 10th, 2013
70 Shogun Assassin Ready for some vintage bastardisation of a 70s samurai classic? August 31st, 2013
71 Pulgasari It had to happen. Hagan takes on the North Korean Godzilla. September 14th, 2013
72 Last House on Dead End Street Hagan watches an infamous piece of 70s sleaze. September 28th, 2013
73 Big Money Hustlas (with Rap Critic) Hagan and Rap Critic decide to talk about the wickedest of wicked clowns- The ICP over 4 videos. This is part 1, Big Money Hustlas. December 6th, 2013
74 Big Money Rustlas (with Rap Critic) Hagan and Rap Critic decide to talk about the wickedest of wicked clowns- The ICP over 4 videos. This is part 3, Big Money Rustlas. December 20th, 2013
75 Memory Run One from the vaults! Hagan's 3rd ever episode. (and the 1st ep to feature The Minions!) Its some vintage mid-90s terrible sci-fi! January 4th, 2014
76 The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell (Schizophrenic 3) Hagan's 5th season begins with the return of the earth shattering Schizophreniac series. Harry Russo meets Terry Hawkins from 'Last House on Dead End Street'.. and there is badly choreographed violence, nudity, yelling and of course more slurs than you could possibly imagine. February 8th, 2014
77 Koyaanisqatsi The first of 3 MAGFest crossovers. Hagan, Skitch (and a Greek Chorus) watch the groundbreaking art film Koyaanisqatsi. February 19th, 2014
78 Zombie Genocide Battle of the Bone WASNT Northern Ireland's first zombie movie after all... March 8th, 2014
79 Vegas in Space Hagan teams up with Rantasmo from 'Needs More Gay' to review a DRAG QUEENS IN SPACE movie. May 14th, 2014
80 The Pink Angels Hagan. Biker drag queens. The 70s. A review. Need I say more? May 21st, 2014
81 Razor Blade Smile Some vintage, terrible, 90s, British vampire cinema! May 28th, 2014
82 Where the Dead Go to Die Imagine Ken Park crossed with Stonewall and Riot and then wish you didn't.. this is Where the Dead go to Die. June 4th, 2014
83 Allan Quatermain & the Lost City of Gold Hagan continues where Nina left off. The 2nd 1980s Allan Quatermain movie to star Richard Chamberlain and Sharon Stone. June 18th, 2014
84 Emanuelle in America Ready for some non-canon Emanuelle? It's got a naked Laura Gemser in it... June 25th, 2014
85 Siege Early 80s Canadian neo-nazis and a police strike, whats not to love? Well the multiple names the film is known by for one. WARNING: THERE IS SOME STROBE LIGHTING IN THIS REVIEW. July 2nd, 2014
86 Boy Meets Girl Hagan finally takes on the 1990s most infamous British erotic torture movie! This is the Standard Definition version. July 9th, 2014
87 ReGOREgitated Sacrifice This is the sequel to 'Slaughtered Vomit Dolls' and has roughly as much coherence and happiness in it. July 16th, 2014
88 Rock & Rule The invasion is about to begin and Hagan has a movie to review.. This is the SD version. Review starts 10 minutes in. July 23rd, 2014


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