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Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd

Date Aired
November 17th, 2009
Running Time
20:00
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NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it, so you don't have to!

(Posters of movies starring Sylvester Stallone is shown while the "Rocky" main theme can be heard)

NC (voiceover): It's hard to believe Sylvester Stallone has stayed off my radar for so long. Like (Arnold) Schwarzenegger, for every good movie he's made, he probably have made about dozens bad ones. So I tried to figure it out. What would be best one to sum up the goofy nature of his bad films?

NC: What film would I dread to judge the most? Wait a minute. Dredd? Judge? Clever segue? "Judge Dredd"!

(Title card for "Judge Dredd" is shown, followed by clips of the film)

NC (voiceover): Yes, none of Sylvester Stallone's movies has quite as many action cliches, silly lines and over the top performances like Judge Dredd. God bless this little trainwreck.

NC: So, let's bring on the (mimicking Stallone) law (normal) as we go straight into Judge Dredd!

NC (voiceover): So it begins by showing us comics we much have rather been reading than watching this film, until we get a backstory read by James Earl Jones.

Narrator: From the decay, rose a new order, a society ruled by new elite force.

NC: James Earl Jones is talking about the elite force. Huh? All right! Let's.. look though the Star Wars jokes here.

(NC picks up a yellow box full of envelopes)

NC: Oh... no... no. Oh! Here's a good one!

(pulls out an envelope from the box and opens it)

Darth Vader: (from "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope") (audio)The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

NC: Yeah, that will do.

Narrator: They were the police, jury and executioner all in one. They were the judges.

NC (mimicking narrator): And the most dreaded one of them all, simply known as... Judy.

(A picture of Judge Judy wearing a Judge's helmet is shown briefly)


Judge Judy: (audio) I don't give a rat's behind what you honestly think!

NC (voiceover): So we see a bunch of prisoners, who I guess have been sentenced to this movie, as we focus on one of them played by Douche Bigelow himself Rob Schneider.

NC: The dick-meister! The dick-a-rumba! A-dick-a-lick-a-ding-dong!

NC (voiceover): Actually, he's been sent free after serving his time as allowed to live in the futuristic world of Heavenly Haven.

(The futuristic world of Heavenly Haven is shown, accompanied by grand music)

NC (voiceover): Yeah. Haven't seen this kind of future yet! It's like "The Fifth Element" shit out "Blade Runner" after eating the "Super Mario Brothers" movie.

(During the opening credits, the camera shows more places situated in Heavenly Haven)

NC: All these places and more you will not see after the opening credits!

NC (voiceover): But Schneider gets loose during a fire fight, and appears to be caught in the middle.

Gang member: Hey! Look what I got!

NC (voiceover, mimicking the gang member): A D-list comedy relief!

Gang leader: You a Judge spy, little man?

Herman "Fergee" Ferguson (Schneider): Me? A spy?

NC (voiceover): So the Judges are called in to take care of the situation.

(Judge Dredd (Sylvester Stallone) appears in a judge outfit. As the camera does a close up of the outfit, a cod-piece is shown)

NC (voiceover): Wait a minute.

(The scene is rewinded. The scene stops on the cod-piece with a "boing!" sound-effect)

NC: Uh, hello, Captain Codpiece?

NC (voiceover): Ah, you do know that the cup is supposed to go on the inside of the pants, right?

(The gang shoots at Dredd)

NC (voiceover): In fact, does this codpiece have a badge? Is it like a separate officer?

NC (mimicking Stallone): Officer Johnson reporting from duty. Yeah.

Judge Dredd: (over mouthpiece, slighty slurred) I am... the law!

NC: What?

Judge Dredd: I am... the law!

NC: (misinterprets) You are the log?

Judge Dredd: These blocks... are under arrest!

NC: You know, you think in the future they'd have the technology to make the right side of your mouth work.

Judge Dredd (to his gun): Grenade!

Gun: Grenade.

(Stallone blasts the door out with his gun)

Rookie: Nice shot, sir!

NC (voiceover, mimicking the rookie): You can hit the broad side of a door!

NC (voiceover): So they go in, shoot off some bad guys, Stallone slaughters some more, but one young rookie rushes in too fast.

Judge Dredd: No, rookie! Hold on!

As soon as the Rookie enters a room the gang inside shoots him to death.

Judge Hershey: No!

A scene from a Droopy cartoon is shown with him facing a dragon

Droopy: That makes me mad.

Judge Dredd (To his gun): Rapid fire.

Gun: Rapid fire.

Judge Dredd shoots the bad guys with rocket fire function.

Judge Dredd (To his gun): Armour piercing.

Gun: Armour piercing.

Judge Dredd shoots the bad guys with armour piercing fuction.

Judge Dredd (To his gun): Double whammy.

Gun: Double whammy.

Dredd shoots some more gang members while Press Your Luck is shown on the outside of the scene

NC (voiceover): Seriously, how many other functions does that gun have?

NC (mimicking Stallone using the gun): Armour piercing! (bang) Rapid fire! (bang bang) Back massage! (Sound of back massage machine)

NC puts his imaginary multi-fuctional gun to his back.

NC(mimicking Stallone using the gun): Lounge music! Music is played as NC massages his back with his gun.


Judge Dredd: Mega City Municipal Code, 213: Willfull destruction of property, that's two years. Code 310: Illegal possession of assault weapons, five years. Code 457: Resisting arrest, TWENTY years!

NC (voiceover): I don't know why, I just love the way he says the words 'twenty years'.

Judge Dredd: TWENTY years!

NC (voiceover, mimicking Stallone): TWENTY years!

Judge Dredd: TWENTY years! TWE- TWE- TWE- TWE- TWENTY years!

NC (voiceover): And now, because I am unbelievably immature, the Judge Dredd Blow Dance!

Bright yellow words saying <Judge Dredd Blow Dance!> is shown as "The Chicken Dance" song is played. We see Judge Dredd's mouth motion when he's saying TWE- is being repeated over and over again. [1]

Judge Dredd: TWE-TWE-TWE-TWENTY years!

Judge Dredd: And code 3613: The first degree murder of a street judge...

Block Warlord: Let me guess: Life. Aaaaaaaaah!

Warlord reaches for his gun, but Dredd shoots him first.

Judge Dredd: Death.

NC: There, you see? He heard you Niaaaaaah and trying to Blaaaaaaah and a Naaaaah at the same time.

Judge Hershey: l was supposed to be watching out for him.

Judge Dredd Don't blame yourself, Hershey. He made the mistake, not you.

Judge Hershey: Wouldn't it feel good to have an emotion once in a while, huh?

NC (voiceover, mimicking Stallone): No, then I'll be a credible actor!

A garbage car passes by. Fergee's voice can be heard from the inside of it.

Fergee: Eat recycled food. It's good for envi...

Judge Dredd Halt!

NC (voiceover, mimicking Stallone): I smell desperate comedy.

Fergee: Boy, I'm glad to see you. Ah!

Judge Dredd: Mega City Municipal Code 7592, Willful sabotage of a public droid. That's six months, citizen. Let's see your Unicard.

NC (voiceover, mimicking Stallone): Don't make me stand on this soap box any longer

Judge Dredd: Automatic five-year sentence. How do you plead?

Fergee: Not guilty?

Judge Dredd I knew you would say that.

NC (mimicking Stallone): The sentence is kissing. Pucker up.

NC (voiceover): Meanwhile... At the.... muppet building, Dredd talks with the guy at the top the luah himself, Judge Fargo.

Quick clip from the movie Fargo

Deputy: Jaa!

NC (voiceover): He is played by Max von Sydow.

Judge Fargo: Seven summary executions. Were they necessary?

Judge Dredd: Unavoidable, sir.

Judge Fargo: Unavoidable.

Judge Dredd: Life doesn't mean much to some people anymore.

NC (mimicking Judge Fargo): No, I'm just questioning you. I was just confirming what you said. Unavaliable? Unavoidable?

NC (voiceover): We then cut to a Aspen Penal Colony where our villian, played by Armand Assante, chats with the Warden.

Rico: The innocent exist only until they inevitably become perpetrators... like you. Guilt and innocence... is a matter of timing.

Casper appears in front of NC briefly and shouts

Casper: Timing!

NC (voiceover): But Rico escapes this apparantly high security prison as we cut back to Dredd's Training.

Judge Dredd The only thing that counts, is this: the law. (Holding up a small book)

NC: The lawn?

Judge Dredd For the few of us that survive to old age, the proud loneliness of the Long Walk.

NC seems very interested.

NC (bright tone): The Long Walk? What's that?

Judge Dredd: A walk that every Judge must take... into the unknown of the Cursed Earth. And there spend your last remaining days... taking law to the lawless.

NC is very disappointed.

NC: Not... much of a retirement benefit, is it?

NC (voiceover): I mean, I thought people would be OK to have a codpiece. But the long walk? Spending the rest of your life roaming a dead desert planet? Why? Did Obama's health care report really go that bad?

NC: Thanks, but I think the retirement homes I've seen is on 20/20 anyday.

NC (voiceover): So after Rico escapes, he finds a weapon store where he plans to load up.

Rico: I thought they destroyed all these A.B.C. warriors during the last war.

Store owner: Well, you can still collect 'em... as long as they're nonfunctioning... like my wife.

NC (mimicking store owner): No, really! My wife is really herself a sexbot. I really wish she would work!

Store Owner: Hey, wait a second! Don't touch it.

Rico: Why is that?

Store Owner: That's programmed to only recognize a Judge's hand. You touch that, it'll take your arm off.

Rico snatches the gun and points it toward the store owner.

Rico: Gee... how do you like that? l must be a Judge.

NC (voiceover, mimicking store owner): Don't forget the two-for-one sale...

The store owner is shot.

NC (voiceover, mimicking store owner): It's... Fridays only.

Rico approaches a bodyguard robot and touches some wires. The robot is powered up again.

NC (voiceover): Ah, so it's nonfunctioning because of two wires that were apart that can easily be put together.

Robot: Commander?

Rico: Rico.

Robot: Mission?

Rico: We're going to war.

NC (voiceover): So Rico dresses up like Dredd and kills reporters, obviously trying to frame him. But more important plot threads are on the work drunken a-holes and penis-envy hovercrafts.

Judge Dredd: You're a menace. How do you plead?

Man: Not guilty?

Judge Dredd I knew you'd say that.

NC (voiceover, mimicking Stallone): I read the script.

Judge Dredd blows up the man's car.

Judge Dredd Happy Motoring! (followed by a rimshot)

Officers: Judge Joseph Dredd! Dredd, you're under arrest.

Judge Hershey: What's the charge?

Officer: Murder.

NC (voiceover, mimicking Stallone): How do you plead?

NC (voiceover, mimicking the Officer): Uh, no. I think you got this mixed up.

Judge Fargo visits Judge Dredd who is under custody.

Judge Fargo: Is it true?

Judge Dredd: I'm innocent.

Judge Fago looks Dredd in the eye for a few seconds. NC, in voiceover, mimicks the sound of a dog whining as the camera closes up on Dredd's face.

Judge Fargo: l just needed to look into your eyes. Have you selected someone to defend you?

Judge Dredd: Judge Hershey.

Judge Fargo: Hershey? Why a street judge?

Judge Dredd: At the academy, she was at the top of her class in interpretational law.

NC (mimicking Stallone): And she makes a hell of a chocolate bar.

NC (voiceover): So the trial begins as Hershey makes the argument that the video taken of the murder is not solid enough evidence.

Judge McGruder: l'm therefore forced to move... to technical information of a critical nature. Central, are you online?

Central Computer: Online, Judge McGruder.

NC: Why does the computer sound like a sex hotline?

Judge McGruder: Were the bullets recovered from the bodies of Vardas and Lily Hammond?

Central Computer: Yes, Judge McGruder. lt could not be otherwise.

NC: (mimicking Central) You dirty little kitty!

Judge McGruber: And what was the result of the D.N.A. coding on those bullets?

NC's face is closed up, while he is mock chewing all of his fingernails.

Central Computer: The D.N.A. is a perfect match for.... Judge Joseph Dredd.

Judge Dredd: It's a lie!

The court goes into chaos. NC faints.

Judge Dredd: The evidence has been falsified. l never broke the law! l am the law!

NC: You are the bra?

Judge Dredd: I am the law!

NC (voiceover): So Judge Fargo tries to think of a way to save Dredd from the death sentence.

Judge Griffin: There is a way out, Chief Justice. lf you will forgive me. The Long Walk. Your retirement grants you the power to save Dredd's life!

NC (voiceover): So Fargo takes the questionable plot device of the Long Walk as Dredd is sentenced to life in prison.

Judge Griffin: Let the betrayal of the law be taken from our courts. Let his armor be taken from him.

The robo-guards start ripping Dredd's uniform and badge off of him.

NC: Geez, guy!

Judge Griffin: And all his garb of justice. Let him be stricken from our hearts and our memories.... forever!

The robo-officers cuff Dredd.

NC: May his nostrils be plucked with sheer disappointment! May the buttplug of shame be shoved up his ass!

NC (voiceover): And of course, Fargo goes for that idiotic Long Walk.

Judge Fargo walks out of the great door. Before the door is tight shut, Fargo looks back to the door desperately.

NC (voiceover, mimicking Fargo): Wait! I forgot my Ipod! Oh, well. I guess it's just me and a lifetime of loneliness. ♬ One Hundred Bottles of Beer On A Wall, One Hundred Bottles of Beer, You Take One Down, Pass It Around...

NC (voiceover): So it turns out Rico and the new head Judge are in cahoots with each other.

Judge Griffin: But I could've used Dredd.

Rico: Forget Dredd! There is no Dredd! Let me tell you what Dredd worships. He worships the LUAW !

NC (mimicking Rico): The LUAW!

Rico: The LUAW!

NC (mimicking Rico): The LUAW! (normal voice) Seriously, no one can say that word?

Judge Griffin: Now l want fear racing through every street!

Rico: You want chaos? l'm the chaos. You want a new beginning? Here! (he throws a bust down) I AM THE NEW BEGINNING!

Judge Griffin glances at the bodyguard robot.

NC (voiceover, mimicking the voice of the Robot): Don't look at me. I was built to sound stupid.

An ariship full of prisoners head to the prison. We see depressed Dredd sitting together with the prisoners.

NC (voiceover): C'mon, Dredd! Look at the bright side! It could be worse! You would be sitting next to Rob Schneid--oww!

Fergee: What are the odds? Two wrongly-convicted guys!

Judge Dredd: The Law doesn't make mistakes.

Fergee: Really? Then how do you explain what happened to you?

NC (voiceover, mimicking Stalone): Uh, does this mean I have to use that brain thingy?

NC (voiceover): But before more hilarity can ensue, the plane is shot down by some mutilated outsiders. And, unfortunately, these two survive.

Man: There's Link, my oldest.

Link: Bite me!

Man: My youngest, Junior.

Junior: Howdy!

NC: It's good to know that even years in the future, West Vriginia hasn't changed.

Mean: Let me crush him, Paw.

Judge Dredd: Does that come with a fork, handsome?

Mean: Hm?

NC (Mimicking Mean): Hey! My father was a fork!

NC (voiceover): So the retardinator tried to kill Dredd, but he escapes, to shoot more bad guys who bleed sparks, for some reason.

Fergee: Dredd! Look out!

One man is trying to shoot Dredd, but he is shot first by someone who was behind him, which turns out to be Fargo

NC (voiceover, mimicking Fargo in a very tired tone): Two... Bottles of Beer On The Wall... Two Bottles of Beer.. Oh, hey Dredd. You got any beer?

Judge Dredd: Chief Justice!

Judge Fargo: Joseph, together again.

Judge Dredd: Together again, sir.

NC: Oh, Come on! Don't you know those words like Death's ringtone?

Mean stabs Fargo from behind. Fargo screams.

NC: You see?

Judge Dredd: NO!

Mean: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! (he tries to stab Dredd, but gets his arm stuck in a wooden post. Dredd has ripped one of the cables out of his arm, running it over Mean's arm to get a spark)

Judge Dredd: 2237! lllegal use of city electricity. How do you plead?

Mean: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Judge Dredd: l knew you'd say that!

Dredd sticks the cable into Mean's metal spine, killing him

NC (voiceover, mimicking Stallone): I'll make that a catchphrase!

NC (voiceover): Before Fargo kicks the bucket, he tells Dredd about him and his old friend, Rico. Apparantly they were both genetically created in a laboratory to be perfect judges. And yet they still couldn't fix the right half of his jaw. I still don't get that.

Judge Dredd: I have a brother?

Lightning strikes and the thunder rolls.

Judge Fargo: You judged him. Lightning strikes and the thunder rolls.

Judge Dredd: Rico? You never told me, sir.

Lightning strikes and the thunder rolls.

Judge Fargo: I'm couldn't!

Lightning strikes and the thunder rolls.

NC (voiceover): OK. Does lightning have to strike after every sentence?

NC (mimicking Fargo): Rico is your brother.

Lightning strikes and the thunder rolls.

NC (mimicking Stallone): Rico is my brother?

Lightning strikes and the thunder rolls.

NC (mimicking Fargo): What?

Lightning strikes and the thunder rolls.

NC (mimicking Stallone): I said, Rico is my brother?

Lightning strikes and the thunder rolls.

NC (mimicking Fargo): Yes, I know. I said that.

Lightning strikes and the thunder rolls.

NC (micmicking Stallone): No. I was just repeating what you said so that I can clarify the facts.

Lightning strikes and the thunder rolls.

NC (mimicking Fargo): Oh.

Lightning strikes and the thunder rolls.

NC (voiceover): So Fargo gets canned and Dredd and his comedy fuckwad try to make their way back to the city.

Fergee: What do we do?

Dredd dramatically turns his back to Fergee with gun in his hand.

Judge Dredd: Find Rico.

Quick clip of the Gerardo video, "Rico Suave"

Gerardo: Suave.

The two are now standing outside the walls of Mega City 1

Fergee: There is no way in!

Judge Dredd: There's a vent to the city's incinerator. There's a burst twice a minute. That means somebody could run through that tube and and have 30 seconds before it flames again.

NC (mimicking Stallone): And it would be a great level should they ever create a video game.

Dredd and Fergee are beside the incinerator vent. The flame bursts out. Dredd prepares to go inside.

Judge Dredd: All right, you ready, kid ?

Fergee: No!

Judge Dredd: Now what's wrong?

Schneider: This is all your fault. I'm through schlepping.

NC makes face and moans.

Fergee: l'm gonna stay here until l'm caught or 'til you apologize! Now apologize.

Fergee's complaint overlapps with Jar Jar Bink's annoying talk.

Fergee: Great time l'm having. The shuttle crash, the Cursed Earth, cannibals.

Jar Jar Binks: Why do you use a digging wiesel you chop-off?

Fergee: lf you hadn't arrested me, l wouldn't be here in the first place.

Judge Dredd: Now run!

Schneider: Thirty, twenty-nine, twenty-eight,

Dredd and Fergee run through the vent; however, Fergee falls down and does not attempt to stand up on his own.

Fergee: Dredd! Dredd!

NC (mimicking Fergee): I couldn't possibly get up on my own! That would be less annoying!

NC (voiceover): So they run though the vet, the flame comes from the other direction for some reason, as they shoot their way in.

Dredd and Fergee slide down a tube and onto a pile of coal

Schneider: I'm alive! (Dredd gets up) Oh... so are you.

The Seinfeld theme kicks in and fades to black like it's going to commercial

NC (voiceover): So they break into the... big eagle building as Dredd steals one of the Judge's uniforms.

Fergee: Hey, hey, wh.. why are you taking off his clothes ? We don't have time for this...

Judge Dredd glares at Schneider.

NC (And other off-screeen voices): Shut up!

NC (voiceover): So Rico kills the Council and Dredd and Schneider are spotted and hunted down.

Dredd blasts the door and jumps over a long stairs.

NC (voiceover, mimicking Stallone): I have no time for stairs!

NC (voiceover): So they have a flying bike chase through the city as we see a bunch of other crap blow up.

Fergee shoots one of the officers chasing after him.

Judge Dredd: Nice!

NC (voiceover): Ah, yes. I'm so glad these brave judges who are probably being taught by Dredd now have the honor of bing slaughtered by him.

Judge Dredd: This is where you get off, creep!

Dredd pulls one Judge out of his vehicle.

Judge (voiced by NC): I'm you biggest fan... (fades out)

NC (voiceover): So they drop by Hershey's place who wants to know what the hell is going on.

Judge Hershey: What the hell is going on? You tell me about him, huh? (she brings up a picture of Dredd and Rico)

Judge Dredd: His name is Rico, and he's my brother.

NC (voiceover): Speaking of which, Rico and his hot Asian scientist are making an army of clones to rebuild civilization.

Judge Griffin: l can't let you do this. You're both insane ! l have to stop... (he gets grabbed by the ABC bot)

NC (voiceover): Yeah. Let me walk right up to the robotic bodyguard and point gun at you. This should work well.

Rico: Rip his arms and legs off.

Judge Griffin: NOOOOO!

Rico: And you save his head for last!

Griffin's blood is shown splattering on the robot's feet

NC (voiceover): So Rico kills the guy as Dredd and his gang break in and try to save the day. But that doesn't go over well.

Fergee is shot and falls down. NC cheers with childlike delight as we can hear offscreen voices also are happy with Fergee's death.

NC: Oh, we need to see that again.

Same scene is shown again. NC watches it with great enjoyment.

NC: Ah, it's the little things in life...

Rico: Drop the gun.

But Dredd cocks it

Rico: Robot, on the count of three, break her neck. One, two..

Judge Dredd: No!

NC (mimicking Stallone): This is between three of us.

The offscreen sound of breaking neck and scream can be heard.

NC: Damn it!

Rico: Send in the clones.

NC (voiceover): So Rico shows off his terrifying clone army as they have a showdown of um, ethics.

Judge Dredd: You killed innocent people.

Rico: The means to an end.

Judge Dredd: You started a massacre.

Rico: l caused a revolution.

Judge Dredd: You betrayed the Law !

Rico: LUUAAW!

NC laughs

NC: What is up with saying this one word? Is he just belching it now?

Rico: LUUAAW!

NC (mimicking Rico): LUUAAW!

Rico: LUUAAW!

NC (mimicking Rico): LUUAAW! LUAW, LUA, LAW... Uh oh! Uh oh! I feel musical moment coming on!

Traditional French cancan music can be heard. NC picks up his cane and starts to dance and sing to the tune of the cancan music, of which the lyrics consists of only one word: LAW. We also see drawings of Judges wearing cancan dressses and doing cancan in the bottom of the screen.

NC (voiceover): But Schneider leaps on to the robot, despite the fact he's been shot, and hacks into his circuits.

Rico: What's the matter with you? (he gets punched by the robot)

NC (voiceover, mimicking the voice of robot): I can't help it! I'm Windows Vista!


Ilsa and Judge Hershey fight each other intensly as we see the scene overlapping with a video of a literal cat fight. NC (voiceover): So Dredd and Rico somehow make it to the Statue of Liberty. Because all science labs have national monuments attached to them now!

Rico and Dredd fight. Dredd is hanging in the Statue while Rico looks down at him.

Rico: l hereby judge you. To the charge of betraying your flesh... guilty. To the charge of being human, when we could have been GODS! Guilty!

NC points the gun toward the camera and mocks Rico

NC: (mimicking Rico) To the charge of making Rambo 2, Spy Kids 3, Rocky 4, the list goes on!

NC (voiceover): But the gun stalls as Dredd threws him off the Statue and greeted by a spontaneosly sunny day.

Judge Dredd: Am l under arrest?

Judge #1: That won't be necessary.

Judge #2: Central broadcast the Janus plan after Griffin's death.

Judge # 1: Judge Dredd, We'd like you to consider the first position of Chief Justice.

Judge Dredd: I'm a street judge.

Judge Hershey: Dredd?

Fergee: l taught him everything he knows.

NC (mimicking Fergee): He, he, he. Look! I'm still mugging!

Hershey puts Dredd's helmet on Judge Dredd.

Judge Hershey: Feels good to be human, don't you think ?

Judge Dredd: I knew you'd say that.

NC (voiceover, mimicking Hershey): I knew you'd say "I knew you'd say that." See? Sounds stupid, doesn't it?

NC (voiceover): So Dredd rides off victoriously into the sunset. Crowds cheering, people smilling, all the way... Into a dead end.

NC (voiceover, mimicking Stallone): Huh, I can't turn back now. That was way too good an exit. I'll guess I just stay here for a while.

A second of silence.

NC (voiceover, mimicking Stallone): Damn it. I forgot my ipod. ♬ One Hundred Bottles of Beer On The Wall, One Hundred Bottles Of Beer... ♬

The movie ends.

NC: So that's Judge Dredd. Is it really as bad as people make out to be? Yee....ah. But that's part of the fun!

Footage of Judge Dredd is shown.

NC (voiceover): It partakes in every over the top action cliché, which actually does make it very entertaining to sit through. Not that it makes it good, but it does make a little bit of fun. It's a guilty pleasure to say, at least. Or, maybe the most. I don't know.

NC: I'm the Nostalgia Critic. And if you'll excuse me, I'm off to write Judge Dredd: The Musical!

The cancan music is played again as NC sings and dances out of the screen with the cane in his hand.

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