- Behold gods among men
- King of the Hill, Hank, Boomhower, Bill
- Not forgetting Dale!
- Ultimate of warriors, they are the destroyers
- Soldiers without fail!
- They're the masters of virtue, fighting for the truth
- Honor is their will!
- Genuflect and come respect the Kings of the Hill!
- Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!
- Conquering their pain and taking it in vain
- An army set to kill!
- They've been put to the test, the best of the best
- Hunters for the thrill!
- Fear the Spartan gods that are the Kings of the Hill!
- (spoken) I'll tell you what!
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|2010:||The Office · Walker, Texas Ranger· Star Trek: Voyager · Home Improvement|