(Linkara is on his futon repairing the back of Pollo's head with his sonic screwdriver)

Linkara: If you don't stop fidgeting, we're never going to get done here.

Pollo: I'm not fidgeting. My aversker is turned off.

(He puts Pollo down and looks up to the camera)

Linkara: Oh, hey everybody. Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. Needless to say, the last time we saw each other, things got a little crazy. So, I took some time off to finally finish one of Pollo's three new bodies.

Pollo: But it is not the combat one to my irritation.

Linkara: You just want to be able to shoot me whenever you want.

Pollo: And what exactly is wrong with that?

Linkara: Anyway, transfer complete. (pulls up an awesome new body of Pollo) How do you feel dude?

Pollo: It is roomier, I'll say that. It's going to take a bit of adjustment for me to get used to. (Pollo tests his arms by moving them up and down) I still don't have working arms.

Linkara: That's still gonna require more complex design work and I figured this would do in the meantime.

Pollo: You've had one job. One job. Working arms. Why is that so hard? It was even in the blueprints that I had working arms.

Linkara: I've been so busy around here I don't even what we're supposed to be reviewing this week. (pulls out a piece of paper listing the next review) Okay. Um, Marville No. 4. (Linkara realizes this and gives a disappointing look) Pollo, get the booze!

Pollo: I can't. My arms don't work.

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