DVD-R Hell - Mr. T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool

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April 12, 2012
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Brad: Some people have different ways of teaching others how to be somebody in life. For instance, I plan on teaching my kids that if you watch enough extraterrestrial porn, then people might laugh at you on the Internet. And that's... terrible advice. Which is why we're lucky (holds up a DVD labeled "Celebrity Instructions Vol. 1", which features Mr. T prominently) that we have Mr. T to properly teach our kids how to make something of themselves.

(Footage of the film with Mr. T is shown)

Brad (vo): It's Mr. T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool, just in case you thought Ted Danson speaking about abstinence was too forced, although if the credits are indication, Mr. T has been replaced by Sugar Ray Leonard. T has the right idea, though. (as Mr. T starts singing, a green arrow points to a sign reading "(???) Specialty Bead") Once I leave the bead shop, I too have the desire to sing.

(I can't make out what Mr. T is singing, but it is to a techno rap beat, and it's about being somebody)

Brad: (scratching his ear briefly) You hear that? With enough practice, you too can make your rapping slightly more unintelligible than Dolemite's.

Brad (vo): This song is already starting to speak to me. It's teaching me that with a little work, I can breakdance, breakdance... and... breakdance...

Brad: That way, you can save the community recreation center, because your whole career will only consist of starring in Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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