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2013Edit

Episode Number Name Description Episode Length Channel Awesome Outro Date Released
Special The Review Must Go On Is the Nostalgia Critic coming back? (Answer: Yes.) 32:55 N/A January 22nd, 2013
Special Doug's Top 10 Hottest Animated Women You know the NC’s choices, now how about Doug’s? 24:05 N/A January 29th, 2013
223 The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012) He's baaccckkk...with a brand spankin' new intro and everything! The NC takes a look at Timothy Green and its horrible views on parenting. I think this film used too much fertilizer... Despite feeling that something good could potentially have been done with the film's storyline, the Critic very quickly ends up hating the film largely because Timothy's parents never seem to learn anything from their experiences, and finds its moral message to be borderline offensive. 32:21 Coach Cal: "Coach Cal doesn't see it." February 5th, 2013
NC Editorial Is Twilight the WORST Thing Ever? Don't act like you never asked this question. The Critic examines what everyone hates about Twilight in this quick editorial. 9:33 N/A February 12th, 2013
224 Pearl Harbor (2001) Behold, the Passion of the Bay! The Critic looks at the 2001 Michael Bay flop and wonders just what he was thinking. In addition to its overlong and clichéd plot, the Critic takes major offense at the portrayals of both the Americans (who are shown to be undisciplined morons) and Japanese (who are depicted as going out of their way to cause massive civilian casualties, which they specifically avoided doing in real-life), and says that it isn't really a movie about Pearl Harbor so much as it's just some romantic drama flick that happens to take place at the same time as the attack. 41:12 Rafe: "They call it an homage, sir"

Col. Dolittle: "A what?"

February 19th, 2013
NC Editorial Does Romeo and Juliet Suck? Is one of the greatest love stories of all time a big load? 6:48 N/A February 26th, 2013
225 Son of the Mask (2005) This shit is scary! Scary! SCARY! And just what is it? The awful sequel to Jim Carrey's "The Mask." This movie's evil I tells ya! Evil! EEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLL! Despite being scared out of his mind, the Critic manages to collect his thoughts long enough to conclude that the film not only misses the point of both the original comics and the earlier Jim Carrey film, but completely misses its target audience of young children because of how creepy the images and animations are. 33:40 Tim: "Say 'Dada!'"

Alvey: "Mother."

March 5th, 2013
NC Editorial What The F**k Was Up With Where the Wild Things Are Is this genius or just weird? 7:17 N/A March 12th, 2013
226 The King and I (1999) The Critic finally takes a look at the animated musical version. I always said Rogers and Hammerstein needed more dragons. While giving it credit for at least having comparatively decent animation, the Critic accuses the film of blatantly "Disney-fying" the original musical, and not even doing a very good job of that since it focused so much on the side characters that the main storyline fell flat. 25:09 The King: "Who Who Who?!" March 19th, 2013
NC Editorial What's with the Princess Hate? Why can't we all just live Happily Ever After? 11:43 N/A March 26th, 2013
227 Catwoman (2004) A slew of Catwomen unite against the evil Halle Berry! Oh, and try to get in on the Critic's review. After being repeatedly accosted by the Michelle Pfeiffer, Anne Hathaway and Eartha Kitt Catwomen (and the Sean Young almost-Catwoman), the Critic eventually gives up trying to analyse it and concludes that it simply has nothing to do with the Catwoman character (film or comic version), and if anything is just a gender-swapped version of The Crow, except with over-the-top direction, ludicrous plotting, and a tone that seems to be actively trying to copy that of Batman & Robin. He does state however that Halle Berry does the best she can with the terrible material she's given, and there's really nothing she could have done to make the film work. 31:37 Ophelia: "Male academia, heh." April 2nd, 2013
NC Editorial Farewell to Roger Ebert Doug Walker (albeit The Nostalgia Critic) pays an off-the-cuff tribute to Roger Ebert, who sadly passed away hours before the video was uploaded. He ends this editorial by saying "I'm the Nostalgia Critic, and you will always be remembered." The closing credits rolled in silence, as did the Channel Awesome Productions closing logo. 11:28 N/A April 5th, 2013
NC Editorial The Looney Tunes Show: Good or Bad? Is Warner Brothers' latest revision of our timeless characters hit or miss? 11:56 N/A April 9th, 2013
228 The Cat in the Hat (2003) Bad...BAD kitty! The Critic shows us why Dr. Seuss' works are better left untouched. He says that this film (and indeed every Dr. Seuss film ever made, though this one is even worse than most) shows no understanding whatsoever of the source material, and completely butchers it by adding in dirty humor, unfunny additional jokes and pop culture references. On top of that, the Critic also says that Mike Myers was an overrated comedian who was never as funny as people made him out to be, and that he was completely out of his depth trying to carry a film like this (though adds that no actor could have saved it). 26:46 Cat in the Hat: "Cha-ching! Ha ha!" April 16th, 2013
NC Editorial Did Seinfeld Lie to Us? What's it REALLY about? 9:01 N/A April 23rd, 2013
229 Top 11 South Park Episodes

You asked, so here it is! Did your favorite make the list?

32:56 Japanese Singer: "Let's fighting love!" April 30th, 2013
NC Editorial Is Parody Dead? Or are they ALL gonna be like Epic Movie? 12:38 N/A May 8th, 2013
230 Jurassic Park (1993) I have a fossil bone to pick with this flick. The Critic dives into the 90s blockbuster. 28:04 Ellie & Malcolm: *Mumbling/"Ah-ing" as "Rambles & Mumbles"* May 14th, 2013
NC Editorial Why Is Loki So Hot? Really? THIS guy is a heart-throb? 8:09 N/A May 21st, 2013
Special Esults Why insult idiots online when the Nostalgia Critic can do it for you? 1:58 N/A May 23rd, 2013
231 A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) That ending...that horrible, HORRIBLE ending! The Critic checks out Spielberg's attempt to bring Kubrick's vision to life. 41:32 TMZ Boss: "Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!" May 28th, 2013
NC Editorial Are Video Games Art? Who's playing who in this argument? 11:56 N/A June 4th, 2013
232 The Master of Disguise (2002) Said to be one of the worst comedies of all time. Turtle. 31:49 Pistachio: "Turrrttlllee." June 11th, 2013
NC Editorial What Does The Secret of NIMH Mean? Yeah it's a good movie, but what's it all about? 10:07 N/A June 18th, 2013
233

Turbo - A Power Rangers Movie (1997)

For their 20th anniversary, the Power Rangers relive one of their most embarrassing projects. GO NOSTALGIA RANGER! 28:05 Kimberly: "Friends? [snorts]" June 25th, 2013
NC Editorial Are Superheroes Whiny Little Bitches? Come on! How much emotional baggage do these people have? 10:40 N/A July 2nd, 2013
234 Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments

Which moments are the least precious?
11. Just Letting Gandalf Die
10. Those Bajillion Endings
9. Gimli's Idiot Moments
8. Legolas' Perfect Moments
7. Those Close-Up Shots
6. Denethor
5. I'm Not Dead!
4. Arwen's Life is Now Tied to the Fate of the Ring
3. Sam and Frodo's Gayness
2. Sara... Who?
1. Those Eagles That Could've Stopped Everything

32:07 Gimli: "...With little, hairy beards!" July 11th, 2013
NC Editorial Is It Right to Nitpick? When do the little problems turn into big problems? 6:45 N/A July 16th, 2013
NC Editorial Batman Season 4 - Hit or Miss? Was the fourth season of the Animated Series a fresh new look or an attempt to fix something that was never broken? 13:45 N/A July 30th, 2013
235 Sailor Moon (1992 in Japan, 1995 in US) What made this annoying show a hit? 26:18 Luna: "The Negaverse!" August 6th, 2013
NC Editorial Why Is Tom and Jerry Genius? They're the greatest Cat and Mouse duo for a reason! 13:48 Tom: (in deep voice) Don't you believe it! August 13th, 2013
236 Les Miserables (2012) Nostalgia Critic, Paw, Kyle, and brentalfloss take a look at last year's big hit...in SONG! 47:07 Yakko: "I'm Yakko!"

Wakko: "I'm Wakko!" Dot: (singing as Crowe) "And I'm Javert!"

August 20th, 2013
Special Top 11 Adult Jokes We Never Got As Kids Oh, THAT'S what they mean! 7:19 N/A August 27th, 2013
237 The Last Airbender (2010) Worst adapatation ever? 39:04 Sokka: "So... Are you the Avatar, Aang?" September 3rd, 2013
Special Les Miserables Bloopers Russel Crowe wasn't the only thing we were laughing at! 14:26 N/A September 7th, 2013
NC Editorial WTF Is With the Ending of The Graduate? As if boy/cougar sex isn't strange enough, what does the ending mean? 9:00 N/A September 10th, 2013
Special The Last Airbender Commentary I still got a few more things to say about this movie! 39:04 N/A September 10th, 2013
238 Bridge to Terabithia (2007) WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN...and how Disney can kill them, too? 29:21 May Belle: "God damns you to hell!" September 17th, 2013
Special The Cat in the Hat Commentary Doug's new favorite review talked about by the cast. 26:46 N/A September 20th, 2013
NC Editorial Is The Big Lebowski a Masterpiece? Sure it's awesome, but is it out of it's element? 10:52 N/A September 24th, 2013
Special Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie Commentary The cast joins again to talk about the Rangers, life, and bad villain dubbing! 28:05 N/A September 26th, 2013
239 The Shining Mini-Series (1997) Let Nostalgia-ween begin with the always classic Stephen King Mini-Series! 42:30 Danny: "What do you want me to think?"

Dick: "Anything, as long as it's hard."

October 1st, 2013
NC Editorial Why Do We Love Zombies? Talk about brain food! 9:54 N/A October 8th, 2013
240 Sharknado (2013) Talk about a movie that jumps the shark, this film has a whole TORNADO of them! 29:16 Bobby: "Aw, Shepard!" October 15th, 2013
NC Editorial Should We Scare the Shit Out of Our Kids? We grow up with a lot of scary stuff, but is it good for us? 9:32 N/A October 22nd, 2013
241 Devil (2010) Can toast really help you find the Devil? This movie says...YES! 45:15 Ramirez: "When he is near, toast falls jelly-side down." October 29th, 2013
NC Editorial How Come Super Mario Comics Don't Suck? A good Mario product that's NOT a video game? 10:04 N/A November 5th, 2013
242 Dawn of the Commercials They're baaaaaaaaaaaaaack! 48:54 Denny's Old Man: "America." November 12th, 2013
Special The Shining Bloopers & Behind the Scenes See Doug treat his cast like how Stanley Kubrick treated his. 6:28 N/A November 18th, 2013
NC Editorial Has CGI Gone Too Far? Enough is enough! 10:37 N/A November 19th, 2013
243 Man of Steel (2013) Nostalgia Critic and Angry Joe duke it out over this summer's monster hit! 1:10:29 General Zod: "I WILL FIND HIM!" November 26th, 2013
NC Editorial Top 12 Santa Clauses

Christmas has begun! The Critic shares his Top 12 Santa Clauses of film and TV shows ("Why Top 12? Because it's Christmas!")

12. Mickey Rooney from Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

11. Jeff Gillen from A Christmas Story

10. Alec Baldwin from Rise of the Guardians

9. Jack Skellington (Chris Sarandon) from The Nightmare Before Christmas

8. Henry Corwin (Art Carney) from The Twilight Zone: The Night of the Meek

7. Paul Giamatti from Fred Claus

6. Santa the 20th (Jim Broadbent) from Arthur Christmas

5. Coach Ed Cutlip (Robert Picardo) from The Wonder Years: A Very Cutlip Christmas

4. Richard Attenborough from Miracle on 34th Street (1994)

3. Edmund Gwenn from Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

2. David Huddleston from Santa Claus: The Movie

1. Douglas Seale from Ernest Saves Christmas

27:13 N/A December 3rd, 2013
244 Eight Crazy Nights (2002) How is a drawing of Adam Sandler even less funny than the real Adam Sandler? 29:09 Whitey: "Technical foul! Technical foul!" December 10th, 2013
Special The Shining Commentary The cast gets together to discuss Halloween...around Christmas! 42:30 N/A December 12th, 2013
NC Editorial Why Lie to Kids About Santa? Isn't it friggin' cruel when you think about it? 6:05 N/A December 17th, 2013
245 The Christmas Tree (1991) Doesn't get any more shitty than this! 31:32 Mrs. Mavilda: "You're fired!" December 24th, 2013
NC Editorial Why is Arthur Christmas a Masterpiece? Also, find out what's NC's next theme month is! 6:40 N/A December 31st, 2013

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