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Star Trek: The Next Generation (June 6th, 2009)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Star Trek, Star Trek. Star Trek, Star Trek.

Kill off crew like sacrificed pawn. Technobables that make you yawn. Boldly go where no man has gone before!

Star Trek: The Next Generation! A creation that goes beyond definition!

It kicks ass, it kicks so much damn, freakin’ ass!

We got a captain who’s bald. Unlike Shatner who won’t acknowledge it at all.

Come on, guy, it’s nothing to be ashamed of.

We got a ship that can blow up shit! But we’re peaceful. That’s kind of lame.

More green aliens need to die.

Geordi hosts Reading Rainbow, And Captain Planet, though only the intro.

What was up with that? He had no character.

Councilor Troi is a hottie. Boy, she was topless in a few films!

That was hot.

Why did the flicks that were based on the show Totally suck ass and really blow?

What gives?

First Contact wasn’t that bad. Oh, I’m just prattling on and the show must go on. So just shut up and be glad.

Live long, bitches.

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