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The Colbert Report (7/28/09)

The Colbert Report WAAAAAAAAH!
Stephen Colbert is a TV sensation
Fighting for truthiness
Saving the nation
I don't know why
his right ear bends to one side
But it bends with some real American pride
He is the only
newscaster on ice cream
Sexy as hell,
He's America's wet dream
He is a hero
and kicks some major ass
??????????? ASS!


The Colbert Report WAAAAAAAAH!
ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS!
ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS!
KICKING YOUR ASS!
ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS!
ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS!
KICKING YOUR ASS!
( I just ate my own tongue)

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