The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Dingo Pictures)
May 18, 2016
Phelous: I'm done!
Phelous: Anyway, I'll just calmly cut off my scream.
Phelous (vo): His experiments of what? Being an evil church dude?
Frollo: I'll call him Quasimodo.
Narrator: A few years later, Claude Frollo became abbé of Notre Dame.
Phelous: Frollo's baby adoption experiments have taken him all the way to the bottom!
Narrator: The citizens of Paris couldn't stand Quasimodo.
Quasimodo: You are my favorite, Marie.
Narrator: He could still feel the vibration of the bells and that was enough to keep him happy.
Narrator: Quasimodo was about twenty.
Phelous: It really is smart. I've never seen an animal randomly laugh in a Dingo Picture before.
Esmeralda: Djali, how late is it?
Phelous: There's a hotnesss limitation in the Bible?
Frollo: Quasimodo! You is the pope of fools!
Phelous: You is the pope of fools.
Pierre: I think Esmeralda likes me.
Pierre: I'll do anything to save my skin.
Esmeralda: You want to hang him?
Esmeralda: What do you think?
Esmeralda: No, Pierre. I don't even know you.
Phelous: She's a pretty good tap dancer for someone not wearing shoes.
Pierre: Of course you didn't understand anything.
Esmeralda: I've done nothing!
Frollo: So die!
Quasimodo: Don't say anything. I can't understand you anyway.
Frollo: He even threatened me! His lord and master! Yes!
Phelous: Oh, well. Its a new take on their head bopping.
Black panther: He's too stupid!
Esmerald: Look! Look at this too!
Phelous: What a coincidence.
Esmeralda: What about you?
Frollo: She's escaped!
Quasimodo: You killed her?!
Phelous: What kind of diet was Frollo on?
Phelous: Truly a... happy... ending?
Pierre: We will avange you, my friend.
Wabuu: This court is so stupid.
Wabuu: Most of Phelous' reviews are so stupid.