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(After this, we see Linkara sitting on his green futon)
Linkara: Hello, and welcome to Atop The Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. People want me to review a LOT of comics, from recommendations to just stuff that gets donated to me that people will think make a good review. And a lot of the time, I'm happy to do that because, well, they do deserve to get reviewed. However, there are also comics that people want me to review that for one reason or another, I don't want to. These can be ones heavily requested, or just one or two people asking for, and I don't want to do just because I don't think they're bad, and, well, with the occasional exception, this is a show about the bad stuff. Now, it's entirely possible that somewhere down the road, I may change my mind and decide to review them. But For the moment, this is me putting my foot down. But what are these comics that I don't want to review? Well that's why we're here today. This is the top 15 comics I'll never review.
(The opening sequence features Linkara's montage of comics being played over by Barenaked Ladies' Never is enough)
Linkara: Number 15 - The Punisher Meets Archie. Yeah, this isn't a joke. There's actually a comic featuring Archie and The Punisher. Obviously, this is a match-maid in heaven, right? A comic that features corny jokes, fairly family-friendly content, and that somehow has endured for 60 years, and a character whose entire motif is killing people. Why am I not gonna review it? Well, pretty straight-forward, actually. It's not that bad.