- X-Men are cool
- X-Men rule
- They're no fools
- X-Mens duel
- Fighting ghouls
- They're not tools
- Breaking rules
- (X-Men kick major X-ass!)
- First you got the Wolverine
- Super-mega death machine
- Gambit's cards are really keen
- Shine like rubies
- Cyclops always leads the team
- While sometimes making out with Jean
- Rogue and Storm are real hotties
- With big boobies
- Jubilee cheerfully fireworks off quickly
- And the Beast once at least quotes the book "War and Peace"
- ESP is the key constantly for Xavier!
- And there's some other X-Men too
- But they don't have a lot to do
- Just some cameos for you
- To view
- And there's this evil bad guy who
- Lost his parents 'cause they're Jews
- Magneto's his nom de plume
- It's true!
- All these guys want this guy
- Flying high in the sky
- Really trying not to die
- Getting by knowing why
- They are the saviors
- Xavier's X-Men kick ass!
- X-Men is a kick-ass show
- Now you know!
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|2009:||X-Men · Batman: The Animated Series · Gargoyles · Rugrats · The Simpsons · Cowboy Bebop · Ren and Stimpy · Star Trek: The Next Generation · Tales From the Crypt · Eek The Cat· Doogie Howser M.D.· King of the Hill· The Colbert Report · The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog · Doug · Dinosaurs · Alf · Superman|
|2010:||The Office · Walker, Texas Ranger· Star Trek: Voyager · Home Improvement|